Category: Fun

TGI: Thank God It’s

the CHEAP SHIT! Maybe we’ll make some moola!

NJ: BARS PUT CHEAP BOOZE IN PREMIUM LIQUOR BOTTLES

TRENTON, N.J. (AP) — Twenty-nine bars and restaurants, nearly half of them TGI Fridays, filled premium brand liquor bottles with lower-quality booze and sold it to patrons who thought they were buying the good stuff, authorities said Wednesday.

A yearlong investigation by the state Division of Alcoholic Beverage Control, dubbed Operation Swill, found that the establishments had swapped out the good liquor in an effort to fool customers and increase profits.

Thirteen of the restaurants cited are TGI Fridays located in central and northern New Jersey.

TGI Fridays Inc. said in a statement it was working with the franchisee and owner of the TGI Fridays restaurants to investigate the allegations, which it called serious. The statement said the company had just learned of the allegations.

I’d demand a refund!!

But then I wouldn’t be in those dumps anyway. The TGI chain went to shit YEARS ago. Went from our GO-TO, outstanding funky food place in the mid-80′s to a sold-their-souls-to-the-Jack-Daniels-Grill, corporate devils’ unrecognizable/inedible menu. The staff training slipped horribly as well.

Sorry, sorry, sorry excuses of miserable shells of their previous existences.

And You Think You’re Having A Bad Day

Via Tim, watch the guy on the scooter. Do watch to the very end.

I Know That Correlation Is Not Causation…

but on our Daily Constitutional today Claude was…moved…to make a comment in his own special way when we saw the following bumper sticker lying on the ground

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I Was Sniffling Over This Story When major dad Found it On Fox This Morning

The video is a killer.

Thanks to Dave in Texas for that. Read the background on this ever so SCHWEET surprise here.

Marine reunited with dog he handled in Afghanistan in surprise ceremony

DES MOINES, Iowa – When Marine Sgt. Ross Gundlach served as a dog handler in Afghanistan, he told the yellow lab who was his constant companion that he’d look her up when he returned home.

“I promised her if we made it out of alive, I’d do whatever it took to find her,” Gundlach said.

On Friday, he made good on that vow with help from some sentimental state officials in Iowa who know how to pull off a surprise.

God bless Iowa and the Elks.

Perhaps The Mets Should Sign Him

They’ve done far worse

Jolita Brettler, aged nine, who has been receiving coaching lessons from Harlem RBI for the past two years, was impressed with Harry’s batting skills.

She said: “All of us were like ‘is that a bird or is that a ball?’. I didn’t think anyone could swing that fast – he hit that thing out, all of us were like ‘wow’. “Who thinks that a Prince is going to play baseball? Princes are usually in castles or doing something important.”

He’s got the Common Touch in spades.

Unlike that total dorktastic father of his.

Your “Holy CRAP!!!” of the day

Yeah. He DID that.

When Editors Sleep…

…bad things can happen.

A Gorgeous Morning Here In Lower Manhattan

Bright sun, warm temps, and at 5:45 am as I strolled down Vesey the construction workers gave a thumbs up to the seersucker suit I am totally stylin’ today.

I’m in a great mood, whistling a happy tune and just waiting for that train to hit…

Ted Cruz’s Twitter Feed Demonstrates Why Harry Reid Says Mean Things About Him

BWAhahaha!

Oh, you’re KILLING me, Smalls!

On This Day In History, 1781, Begins the “Battle of Pensacola”, Where Unheralded General Bernardo de Gálvez of Spain


throws a monkey wrench in the works and darned if he didn’t wind up saving us.

On to Pensacola
His next target was Pensacola, the capital of West Florida. However, due to several hurricanes and storms, he had to wait until the next March to attack this target. Pensacola had a narrow entrance to its bay, and this entrance was guarded by a British fort. The first Spanish ship was fired upon and ran aground. The rest of the fleet retreated back to sea. Gálvez was head of the ground forces, but for this campaign Havana had sent Admiral José Calbo de Irazabel to be in charge of the navy. Gálvez kept urging the admiral to press the attack, but the admiral kept making excuses.

Gálvez knew that the British fleet was on its way, so he decided to take the matter into his own hands. He took his own four ships, hoisted his personal flag in the lead ship, stood on the prow with his sword raised, and ordered a 15-gun salute fired as he led his ships through the pass.

When the rest of the fleet saw this daring move, they urged the admiral to give the order to follow. Still, Irazabel hesitated. Finally he told the other captains, “Do whatever you want.” The other ships followed Gálvez. Irazabel returned to Cuba and was never heard from again.

After two months of fighting, the British finally surrendered in May 1781. The Battle of Pensacola was one of the longest battles of the American Revolution; yet, it rarely appears in our history books.

In July 1781 British troops began to arrive in Yorktown, the final engagement of the war. Think how much impact Gálvez and his troops had. Not only had he kept the British occupied on a second front throughout the war, but also imagine how much impact the loss of Pensacola had on the number of troops and ships the British could send to Yorktown. Imagine what course the American Revolution might have taken without the help of this able Spanish general.

Ol Black Water, Keep On Rollin’

This morning’s sudden deluge has washed some rather lurvly looking goo into the Hudson

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Totally My FAVORITE Ray Harryhausen Scene EH-VAH

Damn, he was something else. Sleep well, dear sir, knowing how many of us loved you.

I Think We Have A Different Definition Of…

“basic necessities

LANSING (WWJ) – Are Michigan welfare recipients using state funds to pay for strippers? One lawmaker says it’s a problem.

Senator Rick Jones will propose legislation that aims to make sure Bridge Cards aren’t used to withdraw cash at strip clubs or liquor stores.

Jones told WWJ Newsradio 950?s Zahra Huber it’s outrageous that people would spend that money on alcohol or strippers, instead of the basic necessities.

What other basics are there?

I Can Not Imagine

being the guy up there in that crane

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Those people are just nuts.

I remember being in the WTC during a decent windy rain storm and how they swayed…I can’t imagine being in that crane. No sirree.

Guess What YOUR President Is Doing Today

Yeah. THAT.

The Stick Will Not Submit

A lesson for us all…in there somewhere.

Sometimes Your Reputation Precedes You

…for a reason.

A Tres Bon

..obituary. May I introduce you to Miss “Toni” Larroux, chers?

Antonia W. “Toni” Larroux

Bay St. Louis, MS

Waffle House lost a loyal customer on April 30, 2013. Antonia W. “Toni” Larroux died after a battle with multiple illnesses: lupus, rickets, scurvy, kidney disease and feline leukemia. She had previously conquered polio as a child contributing to her unusually petite ankles and the nickname “polio legs” given to her by her ex-husband, Jean F. Larroux, Jr. It should not be difficult to imagine the multiple reasons for their divorce 35+ years ago. Two children resulted from that marriage: Hayden Hoffman and Jean F. Larroux, III. Due to multiple, anonymous Mother’s Day cards which arrived each May, the children suspect there were other siblings but that has never been verified.

She is survived by the two confirmed, aforementioned children. Her favorite child, Jean III, eloped in college and married Kim Fulford who dearly loved Toni. They gave Toni three grandchildren: Jean IV, Ann Elizabeth and Hannah Grace. Toni often remarked that her son, Jean III, was “just like his father,” her ex-husband, Jean Jr., a statement that haunts her son to this day.

Hayden Hoffman married Stephen Hoffman of Charleston, WV. They reside in Bay St. Louis and carry the Larroux family torch forward through each and every Happy Hour, Mardi Gras and cocktail party. Steve’s quiet demeanor has provided ballast to an otherwise unstable family. They have two children: Charlie and Helen (the ‘well-behaved’ child Toni’s daughter, Hayden deserved to raise.)

Toni had four sisters: Patty the elder, Kitty the cook, Lisa the lawyer and Piji…the…piji. The sisters dearly loved Toni; spoke often and as one family photo proved, all preferred Clairol blonde in a box #47. They inherited their unique sense of humor from their father, Paul “P. Marvelous” White. He gave nicknames to all the girls such as “tittle mouse”, “kittycat”, “bouder bounce”, “spooker mcdougle” and “poodle pump.”

Toni previously served on the board of the Hancock County Library Foundation. Ironically, the only correspondence she has received from the library since her resignation has been overdue notices for several overdue books (a true statement.) Between ICU, dialysis and physical therapy she selfishly refused to make the time to return them. Her last words were, “tell them that the check is in the mail…” Toni retired from GE Plastics after Hurricane Katrina in 2007. She would undoubtedly cherish the thought of having the former smoking room named in her honor.

Any sendoff for Toni would not be complete without mentioning her lifelong buddy Myrtle Jane Wingo Haas and her adopted daughters Liz & Laura. She considered Aaron Burrell to be a distant grandson (not distant enough) and had the ability with family pets to usher them toward heaven at an unrivaled pace. Her favorite activity was sipping hot tea on her back porch with friends seated around her porch ensemble from Dollar General (again, not kidding.) This will be sold to the highest bidder at her garage ‘estate’ sale. Any gifts in her honor should be made to the Hancock County Library Foundation (to the overdue book fund.)

Visitation will be held at Edmond Fahey Funeral Home in Bay St. Louis, Mississippi on Saturday, May 4th at 9:30 a.m. Her memorial service will begin at 11:00 a.m. (another true statement.) It will be led by Rev. Curt Moore of Orlando, Florida, a questionable choice for any spiritual event, but one the family felt would be appropriate due to the fact that every time Toni heard Curt preach she prayed for Jesus to return at that very moment.

On a last but serious note, the woman who loved life and taught her children to ‘laugh at the days to come’ is now safely in the arms of Jesus and dancing at the wedding feast of the Lamb. She will be missed as a mother, friend and grandmother. Anyone wearing black will not be admitted to the memorial. She is not dead. She is alive.

Edmond Fahey Funeral Home is in charge of the arrangements.

The Andrea Dworkin Building

…currently being constructed in China.

To The LA Times The Fact That She’s Still Breathing Is…

“vulgar”

Palin has the wonderful gift for making Liberals’ heads explode.

It’s a joy to watch.

+1 For Wheel Of Fortune

I guess they’re filming in NYC this week and Pat Sajak decided to give El Bloombito a little slap

good for him.

A Courageous Fighting Marine With More Than Your Average Allowance

…of common old Horse Sense: SSgt. Reckless

Two Birds Each…

To Help You Understand What The Young People Are Going For These Days

“The Mr. Potato Head of Guns”

A hog-huntin’ ode to the AR-15.

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