Category: Fun

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BINGLEY!!!

You arrived on THIS day…um…MANY years ago.

And what a wonderful…um…MANY years it has been since.

My Morning

Well


They’ve certainly convinced me of the error of my ways.

For ONCE

…NOT #FloridaMan !!

That having been said, I recommend sanitizing by acetylene torch and then pepper spraying that mofo.


Maybe a light dusting of a non-skid application as well.

Besides Getting Ready for Ebola to Come Home

…(for the first time in TWO YEARS), we are babysitting his dog (while he jaunts about the world), have recently rescued a LARGE (as in FIFTY POUNDS of fangs and fur) Scottie, still taking care of feral cats, trying to integrate the two cats IN the house with the “new” dogs, AND trying to spruce up the house we bought, which we had already rented for 20 years (anyone needs financial advice, we’re available).

Yesterday was what is referred to as “a trial.”

5:30 a.m.: first heart attack of the morning. Feral kittens in the backyard, even after I banged on the window and went out in the cold to see if the coast is clear. Dogs out, all Hell erupts. Thank God the kittens can climb! Charging to the defense, momma was fierce, but no match for a 50lb Scottie. YIKE. She lit out for the front of the house.

Second heart attack: Bob waking up to my screaming “NO!NO!NO!” as I try to wrangle two dogs charging in every direction, Hell bent on eradicating kittens.

Waited for dawn so we could clear the field. WHEW!! No kitten parts scattered about the yard, but there was an odd bird waaayyyy up in the drake elm.

Nooo. I meant WAAAAYYYY up there.

Tiny. Grey. Striped. Kitten.

Who would stay there for the next 5 hours.

Friends are like, “Is the kitten out of the tree yet?

Me: “Nope.” Just as well, since Ebola’s dog had just snapped at one of the electricians, so guess who was banished back outside.

Couple hours later, the fellas leave, and we can bring the nutjob canines back in. AND admire our beautiful new vanity and closet lights, plus lighted fan in our ancient master bath. (And then realize sometimes more light isn’t a good thing…I got work to do.)

Kitten stayed immobile 30 or so foot above ground for at least another couple hours. Came home from our errands and the tree was clear.

What showed up out front was a tired, hungry little thang. major dad sighed, got out the Friskies can, and ladled out the breakfast he/she/it missed.

Everyone went out on LEASHES in this morning’s darkness.

*sigh*

We Got Through It

Lather, rinse, repeat.

Here’s to you and yours!

As We Head Into the New Year

…let’s pause for a moment.

And give thanks for working dogs.

You know. The puppers who make whatever we’re doing at the moment easier.

Good boy does the duck calls so his owner can focus on hunting from r/dogswithjobs

Yeah. That’s them.

We Now Live In A Python Skit

Well…Exactly

This Is Hilarious

A much needed palliative this week

Shut Up, Wesley: Ceaselessly Annoying Social Justice Warrior and Manchild Wil Wheaton Banned From LEFTWING Social Media Site

read it all!

Happy (We Won’t Say Which) BIG NUMBER BIRTHDAY

…to my major dad.

Currently suffering through his birthday with Ebola in the Land Down Under.

The guys keep telling me life is horrible. 😀

Hoppy Burfday Crusader!!!

we wuvvs yoo!!

Indeed

Don’t Let This Government Speak Fool You

Read the official line about the power outage carefully:

It’s all right there in the denial, people:

“…does not have any zombie activity CURRENTLY…”

CURRENTLY!??!?!

HELLO?!?!?!

There was a “…like yesterday/last week/next Tuesday” implied there.

I can READ.

Cinderella

…came to PLAY.

HAPPY BURFDAY TO THE BESTEST SISTER EVUH!!!!!!!!

It’s all THS

All the time

(as it should be)

How About Something Cheerful?

You think you can outrun the police puppy?

You can’t outrun the police puppy.

Now, back to Tide Pod eating, holding hands on hot stove elements and why TEENAGERS should vote…NOT.

Have these people not noticed eighTEEN year olds voting is tragic enough these days?
#Doom

Good MORNING, Philadelphia!

And CONGRATULATIONS on the BIG WIN over the forces of darkness!!

#FlyEaglesFly

Now a message from our sponsors:

As well as the Pennsylvania Dept of Health and Welfare:

DON’T DO THIS

Have a terrific day!

Death…Taxes…And…

BINGLEY’S BIRTHDAY!!!!

He hasn’t aged a day.

Of course, when, like Admiral Nelson, you’re well pickled…

…preservation is an afterthought.

Go Ahead

SMILE.

Happy International

Talk Like a Pirate Day

AAARRRGGGHHHuably one of the FINEST days of the year.

Not Only Is Pensacola America’s FIRST Settlement

…we were also the BIGGEST.

…That makes the Luna Settlement, known as Santa Maria de Ochuse, larger than St. Augustine when it was first established in 1565; and it was bigger than Santa Elena when it was initially established in 1566 on the coast of South Carolina.

“That’s because Luna brought 1500 colonist, whereas St. Augustine and Santa Elena had something on the order of 300-600 settlers(at first),” said Worth in reference to the initial size of those colonies.

“So, we had the largest settlement at the time. Therefore, we have the largest archaeological site of the 16th Century Spanish Colonial era here, which really puts it on the map.”…

SO take THAT…well…EVERYBODY, lol!

Happy BIRTHDAY, Crusader!!!

The youngest of the Swilling siblings continues to amaze and appall the world, followed by his legions of rabid fans, who recognize him in spite of his identity concealment attempts.

We were mobbed shortly after I took this photo…

(Pretty sure it was the slammin’ sneaks…)
It’s hard being him.

Have a GREAT day, precious baby bro!

Florida Man Hardest Hit

Thank God for the neighbors picking up the slack around here.

UPDATE:

Now I have a damn earworm.

Your Monday Moment of Zen

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