Category: Fun

Anything That Pissed Off Goebbels

Is okay by me

Nazis…I hate those guys.

This Is Brilliant

Via Ace’s sidebar here’s every economic report you’ve ever seen in one video

And Now Some CHEESE

…to accompany your Friday after work wine. (And thank YOU, Julie! :* )

Slàinte mhath!

Almost Lost My Coffee…

Went To The Gym Tonight

Then afterwards had some BingleyAde to recover

postworkout

well I guess it was last night, technically.

Did My Taxes And Guess What My Refund From NJ Is?

onedollar

And I’m making them wire it to me.

Oops

Mi scusi

Tiger, Who?

Layers Of Fact-Checkers

Note to Comcast: Duke’s nickname is not “Tar Heels”

comcastrstupid

By The Power Vested In Me

I hereby declare Winter is Over

winterbegone

Well My Bracket Is Totally Hosed

Does this mean I actually have to talk with my family for the rest of the month?

First Day Of Spring?

springmyass

my ass.

There Ain’t No Trash In My Trailer

The ironing board surfing is a new one for me!

I Call Man Law

Another Friday The 13th

Now excuse me whilst I clean up that mirror I broke when I dodged that black cat crossing my path…

Oops

But in his defense I can kind of understand if he didn’t see it

World’s smallest sculpture no bigger than ant’s head accidentally crushed by photographer

Jonty Hurwitz, from Hampshire, uses a high-tech process called nano-painting to craft detailed representations of the human form in miniature.

Some of his pieces are just 100 microns tall and so tiny that they cannot be seen by the human eye without a microscope.

…“I went off to have the original sculpture photographed so I found a laboratory with an electron microscope and the photographic technology,” Hurwitz told the Daily Mail.

“The technician went to change the orientation and then for the next half an hour we were looking for the piece through the lens.

“Eventually I noticed there was a fingerprint exactly where the sculpture used to be and I was like ‘Man, you have just destroyed one of the smallest art pieces ever made’. I slightly freaked out.”

It had taken Hurwitz a year to make the sculpture.

eyeneedle

Horton was unavailable for comment.

Well This Seems Appropriate

poorcorrupt

“I’m just a poor corrupt official.”

Damn, It Doesn’t Get Any Better

Now here’s a Trio for the Gods

Happy Birthday THS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ths

Bestest Sisser EVUH!!!!!

March Forth!

Happy Commie Holiday :)

Oh, and if anyone happens to see the Groundhog, please do punch the little bastard for me.

Thanks.

50 Years Ago Tonight, Theaters Went Dark

And MAGIC happened.

WHY the Responsible Adult in Your Family ALWAYS Told You To:

BUCKLE UP FOR SAFETY

The. HORROR.

The Quality Of The Local Criminals Has Sadly Deteriorated

Since I left town

Police: Man created black ice to mask drunken driving crash
Published February 17, 2015Associated Press

SPARTA, N.J. – A man poured water onto a freezing road to try to fool officers into thinking the cause of his drunken car crash was black ice, police say.

Twenty-year-old Bryan Byers, of Sparta, was arrested Saturday and charged with drunken driving and other offenses.

Authorities say he hit a guardrail after running a stop sign in a BMW early that morning.

Shortly after the crash, police said, 20-year-old Alexander Zambenedetti, a friend of Byers’, showed up in his own car. The two men then dumped 5-gallon buckets of water onto the road to create black ice, police said.

…Authorities say Byers confessed to the plan. They noticed skid marks were visible under the thin layer of ice at the intersection.

Creative, I’ll grant, but yeah, the skid marks being under the ice were probably something of a give-away to their cunning plan.

Quote Of The Day

An Old friend said this to me recently on IM

dude that movie is all you. its kind of cerebral but with an underlying raunchiness

I really can’t argue with that.

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