Category: Fun

Spam Of The Day

The blueberry and ginger flavor in these creamy desserts are a better mix than the sisterly duo in Woody Allen’s dramedy about a crumbling socialite. But the extravagant Jasmine and the blue collar Ginger do have their sweet sides, to be sure. Dish out these mini parfaits as Cate Blanchett and Sallie Hawkins each vie for gold statuettes on Oscar night.??MPE Realisations Limited formerly Land and Marine Project Engineering Limited

At least I think this was spam…

Stop The Presses! For The First (And Presumably Last) Time EVUH…

…I tip my cap to PETA

BHOPAL: People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals’ (Peta) first shot at religious activism — a call to Muslims to observe a vegetarian Eid this October — has misfired. It met with violent protests here on Monday.
One policeman was injured and a Peta volunteer roughed up by protestors, which included women, and later whisked away by Bhopal police.

Peta woman volunteer “Benazir Suraiya” attempted to make an appeal to Muslims to go vegetarian at the legendary Taj-ul-Masajid, said to be one of Asia’s largest mosques.

Camouflaged in a green hijab, to highlight the importance of vegetarianism, she walked towards the mosque gates with a couple of PETA volunteers holding a placard in Urdu and English which read: “Make Eid Happy for All. Try Vegan”.

It went about as well as you might expect.

But I do give them Big Credibility Points for trying.

ISIS On Lurch

No love for Mr. Jenn-Jish Khan

To the extent that Kerry, the uncircumcised old geezer, suddenly became an Islamic jurist, issuing a verdict to the people that the Islamic State was distorting Islam, that what it was doing was against Islamic teachings, and that the Islamic State was an enemy of Islam.

I have to admit I chuckled at that.

If You’ve Got 20 Minutes

Peyton Manning At UVa is well worth watching

He is charming, humble, and funny.

Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day!!!

And could SOME pirates talk;)

For those interested in the REAl THING, I just finished a great pirate history book:

Under the Black Flag: The Romance and the Reality of Life Among the Pirates by David Cordingly

Frick

This Headline Is Awesome

On so many levels

“Lamb sex assault case legally ‘rare’”

And believe me, if you click and read the article it gets even weirder.

Looks To Me Like He Could Use

…a sturgeon.

Yeah I’m Lazy

But this never gets old

I just don’t have the energy to talk about how I feel about ISIS, Ebola, the Border…all the really great stuff going on right now.

WWBBD?

He’d be a hell of a lot more effective than who we’ve got now…

A Love Story

About…READING.

Steve Winwood And Tom Petty

Living right next to the PNC Arts Center is pretty awesome

IMG_0526

Labradorks

President Obama FINALLY Answers Question Quickly and Honestly

Is there a douchebag in the house? Raise your hand!

Finally: Secrets Of Bingley Fashion Revealed!

Yes, Gentle Reader, long have I closely held these Key Secrets of Style close to my chest, and used them masterfully to my great advantage.

But now I have decided to share them with you, so that you too may enjoy the fruits of my labors.

Everyday Office:

(It’s like Garanimals for adults)

oldad2

Relaxing at Home:

oldad3

And for that Special Night Out:

oldad1

These are my gifts to You, Gentle Reader.

Enjoy!

Spam Of The Day

Alchemists, chemists, doctors perhaps even apothecaries are able to experimented with producing unique odours off because the decades. The very best announcement sign pertaining to almost all these specific divisions can be oftentimes although not simply highquality nevertheless you are warm 2014 plus pleasant along with trouser pockets.

It’s always the trousers

WHY People Love the South

Even the chains do things diff’nt.

Yeah, BUDDY.

Don’t Expose Your K-Cups

At least not in Washington

(Reuters) – The owner of Seattle-area drive-up coffee stands that offered caffeine and sex acts and earned hundreds of thousands of dollars in tips for her baristas pleaded guilty to felony charges of fraud and promotion of prostitution, the county prosecutor’s office said on Tuesday.

Carmela Panico, 52, must forfeit some $250,000 that police seized from her home last year and surrender her five coffee businesses in the Seattle area, the Herald of Everett newspaper reported, citing the Snohomish County Prosecuting Attorney’s Office.

A paralegal with the office confirmed the plea deal but did not provide specifics.

“The business was popular,” an affidavit filed late last month in Washington state Superior Court in Snohomish County said.

“Citizen complaints and police contacts alerted several law enforcement agencies that Panico and her employees would expose their breasts and genitals, engage in lewd conduct, and have sexual contact with some of their customers,” it said.

Panico owned and operated coffee sheds, with names like “Java Juggs” and “Twin Peaks” in Seattle area cities of Everett, Edmonds, Lynnwood, and Kent and sought to hide her money through financial transactions from April 2011 to June 2013, the court documents said.

Some baristas made between $15,000 and $30,000 in a month and one reportedly earned $89,000 in a single month, the charging documents alleged.

Customers in many cases would pay a barista $20 – $6 for a coffee plus $14 to expose her breasts or bottom. One barista said she made about $100,000 per year, the affidavit said.

Panico must also testify against a former Snohomish County sheriff’s sergeant who is accused of warning Panico about police investigations into her drive-up brothels in exchange for sex, the Herald of Everett said.

Yet another innovative, hard-working entrepreneur crushed out of business by the State.

There Have Been No Naked Bingley Photos Hacked From iCloud

You may rest assured, Gentle Readers.

All I Can Say is DAY-YUM!

Right after I wipe the drool off from the thought of him.

GAH-rrroowwwllll.

Today’s Posts Are Brought To You By The Type 93 Torpedo

When you want to “reach out and touch someone” in that special way, please remember that the Type 93′s range, speed and 480kg kiss just can’t be beat!

The Saddest, Most Depressing Video Ever Made

(damage at a winery in Napa after yesterday’s earthquake)

Dear Whole Foods

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means…

ohYUM

Although I will admit that dingleberry “adds dirt” (and then some) to the flavor.

Iceland’s Raised It’s Volcano Alert

Last time they did, THIS happened. As someone in the comments said,

“Errr. I see Sauron is back.”


~ Photo: Sigurdur Hrafn Stefnisson

39 Years Ago…

We first took a jump to the left (and then a step to the right)

Image | WordPress Themes