As We Head Into the New Year

…let’s pause for a moment.

And give thanks for working dogs.

You know. The puppers who make whatever we’re doing at the moment easier.

Good boy does the duck calls so his owner can focus on hunting from r/dogswithjobs

Yeah. That’s them.

We Now Live In A Python Skit

Well…Exactly

This Is Hilarious

A much needed palliative this week

Shut Up, Wesley: Ceaselessly Annoying Social Justice Warrior and Manchild Wil Wheaton Banned From LEFTWING Social Media Site

read it all!

Happy (We Won’t Say Which) BIG NUMBER BIRTHDAY

…to my major dad.

Currently suffering through his birthday with Ebola in the Land Down Under.

The guys keep telling me life is horrible. 😀

Hoppy Burfday Crusader!!!

we wuvvs yoo!!

Indeed

Don’t Let This Government Speak Fool You

Read the official line about the power outage carefully:

“I want to reiterate that Lake Worth does not have any zombie activity currently and apologize for the system message.” https://t.co/FRiUG5qgZl pic.twitter.com/8GKp0eLKW5

— South Florida Sun Sentinel (@SunSentinel) May 22, 2018

It’s all right there in the denial, people:

“…does not have any zombie activity CURRENTLY…”

CURRENTLY!??!?!

HELLO?!?!?!

There was a “…like yesterday/last week/next Tuesday” implied there.

I can READ.

Cinderella

…came to PLAY.

HAPPY BURFDAY TO THE BESTEST SISTER EVUH!!!!!!!!

It’s all THS

All the time

(as it should be)

How About Something Cheerful?

You think you can outrun the police puppy?

You can’t outrun the police puppy.

Unreal chase down open field tackle by this police dog pic.twitter.com/1naLoveFMt

— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) February 27, 2018

Now, back to Tide Pod eating, holding hands on hot stove elements and why TEENAGERS should vote…NOT.

It's simple: Let teenagers vote https://t.co/GZnBi34iU9 via @BV pic.twitter.com/mGQhXEPcbu

— Bloomberg (@business) February 24, 2018

Have these people not noticed eighTEEN year olds voting is tragic enough these days?
#Doom

Good MORNING, Philadelphia!

And CONGRATULATIONS on the BIG WIN over the forces of darkness!!

#FlyEaglesFly

Now a message from our sponsors:

We are excited to serve everyone biscuits tomorrow morning at our Philadelphia location but in order to do that it needs to be not burned down please

— Hardee's (@Hardees) February 5, 2018

As well as the Pennsylvania Dept of Health and Welfare:

DON’T DO THIS

Have a terrific day!

Death…Taxes…And…

BINGLEY’S BIRTHDAY!!!!

Of course, when, like Admiral Nelson, you’re well pickled…

…preservation is an afterthought.

Go Ahead

SMILE.

Photo that I took of my dog Izzy i entered in photo comp..+450k likes..its gone a bit viral,so I'm on Twitter to claim the photo as MINE!!? pic.twitter.com/l5xCeXv4G9

— Charlie Mackinnon (@CharlieMack7301) September 26, 2017

Happy International

…Talk Like a Pirate Day

AAARRRGGGHHHuably one of the FINEST days of the year.

Not Only Is Pensacola America’s FIRST Settlement

…we were also the BIGGEST.

…That makes the Luna Settlement, known as Santa Maria de Ochuse, larger than St. Augustine when it was first established in 1565; and it was bigger than Santa Elena when it was initially established in 1566 on the coast of South Carolina.

“That’s because Luna brought 1500 colonist, whereas St. Augustine and Santa Elena had something on the order of 300-600 settlers(at first),” said Worth in reference to the initial size of those colonies.

“So, we had the largest settlement at the time. Therefore, we have the largest archaeological site of the 16th Century Spanish Colonial era here, which really puts it on the map.”…

SO take THAT…well…EVERYBODY, lol!

Happy BIRTHDAY, Crusader!!!

The youngest of the Swilling siblings continues to amaze and appall the world, followed by his legions of rabid fans, who recognize him in spite of his identity concealment attempts.

We were mobbed shortly after I took this photo…

(Pretty sure it was the slammin’ sneaks…)
It’s hard being him.

Have a GREAT day, precious baby bro!

Florida Man Hardest Hit

Thank God for the neighbors picking up the slack around here.

BREAKING: Alabama sheriff: Escaped inmates tricked guard into opening door by covering its number in peanut butter.

— The Associated Press (@AP) July 31, 2017

UPDATE:

Now I have a damn earworm.

Your Monday Moment of Zen

This morning I've learned that the Otters See a Butterfly video is significantly improved by the addition of some Shostakovich. pic.twitter.com/txyhxyM1Ju

— Tom Peck (@tompeck) July 30, 2017

BeauBeau

…says the air conditioning is fine and he’s perfectly comfortable where he is, thank you for asking. Of course, you’re welcome to take the cat when you leave. Please do.

Cookie?

Happy Finest Holiday on EARTH!!!

Have a great, SAFE Fourth of July!

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Wail On Skydog

For Florida Cracker, wherever this may find her

Happy Mother’s Day

ALL you gorgeous babes, you!

Rainy Banglacola Day

Minding my own business. Door to the store opens, polite young lad comes in.

“Excuse me, ma’am. Did I see online that you all sell Islamic hats? Head caps?”

“Noooo. I’m afraid that wasn’t us. Now, in the fall we sell Barbour watch caps, but that’s as close as we come.”

“Do you know where in town I could find one? I have kind of a formal occasion I’d like to wear it for.”

“I can’t think of anywhere, honestly. Tell you what! Why don’t you just stop and ask at the mosque where they get theirs?”

Pregnant pause.

“Why would I ask the mosque? You can’t think of anyplace?”

Nope. I’m done. Good luck.

Don’t Forget!

It’s Take Your Kid to Work Day!