It’s a headline linked on Drudge…
Sundance picks Seattle film on horse-sex case; Snoop Dogg arrested
…and there must be thousands of Drudgites scratching their heads and not trusting their lying eyes. In a quest for knowledge, they Google and find us, the subject matter experts. Tracking all this down, I’ve found some unintentionally hilarious quotes like this example:
“A very disturbing story as a Seattle man has died following a bizarre case of bestiality.“
(Good Lord, Jimmy Olsen ~ aren’t all bestiality cases…bizarre? It’s the nature of the…dare I say it?)
But for chock full o’ nuts hilarity, this article takes the cake.
Closing the Barn Door
The bizarre death of a man who had sex with a horse made dreadful headlines. State Sen. Pam Roach, R-Auburn, however, plans to continue her push for a law barring such acts, worried the case revealed “an animal sex ring, a magnet for syndication of the sexual abuse of animals. People came from outside this state to engage in this activity because people knew they wouldn’t be arrested.”
She should be worried ~ ‘Roaches’ are people, too.
…Urquhart of the sheriff’s office says that “typically,” men were having sex with a horse on Tait’s property, “but on this particular night it is my understanding that horse wasn’t particularly receptive.“
Everyone has a headache now and then.
…Tait and the man who later died both had sex with the neighbor’s horse that night, according to the charging papers. The second man died while Tait was videotaping the encounter. The tape was later shown to the couple that owns the barn so they could confirm it was their horse, known as Big Dick.
Comparatively speaking, that is. Around other horses down on the farm, Big Dick was often mocked for the relative puniness of his equippage.
Here’s where a well meaning elected official meddles in things she has no inkling of.
…Though she considered adding an Internet provision, she admits any such ban would be difficult to police—in part because the Internet is already teeming with animal-porn sites, such as Zoo Porn, which offers “zoo dating.“
Obviously the woman has never been in a Marine Corps Enlisted Club on payday night.
…But her final bill will have to be carefully written, she adds, to exclude some farm-sex acts.
Common sense rules at last. I mean, what if the horse comes on to you?
I know. Just say ‘neigh‘.