The Most Important Point

Don’t let them spin this whenever they get around to panicked deflection because they can’t bury it any longer.

#HillaryKnew

LURVES Me Some Winsome

LORD, she’s a national treasure!

Stolen Valor

This (CAUTION: NSFW language warning) made me so mad I could spit. I knew she was a fraud the second I saw the picture, because her collar emblems (the eagle, globe and anchors on her lapels) were anchors OUT. (Every Marine – EVERY REAL MARINE – knows they go anchors inboard.) And that’s before you get to the ridiculous chest candy, and unauthorized earrings.

But holy schamoly – the unmitigated gall of the fraud.

Spitting nails.

We Have Top People on It

WWIII is imminent. President Biden is chasing ice cream cones at Camp David – whaterya gonna do – but thank GOD SecState Winken Blinken Nod is on the job, saving the WORLD in…Fiji.

I shit you not.

US Secretary of State Antony Blinken has arrived in Fiji for the second leg of his Pacific diplomacy tour.

Mr Blinken was greeted by Fiji’s acting Prime Minister upon arrival.

The aim of the tour is reportedly to strengthen America’s interests in Asia with an intent to push back against increasing Chinese assertiveness in the region.

Hardest non-working bunch of fuck-ups I’ve ever seen.

Dr. Alice pointed out to me that, clearly, he was negotiating a water deal.

However, we all know Clearly is Canadian. Says so right on the bottle.

Unless, of course, mean terrorist #freedom truckers wouldn’t let him across the bridge, so he had to fly to the next closest water source. Blinken is light on his feet that way.

Happy Valentine’s Day

From your friendly Stasi peeps in the Biden administration.

“Hey, WAIT A MINUTE! I’ve got a couple gun running ex-boyfriends I’d like to report!!”

Like the Medicare supplement commercial says, “I’m calling RIGHT. NOW.“

Step Outside Your Media-Induced Bubble

…and actually TALK to people.

You’ll soon see who the liars are.

This is a lovely thread.

Grab a Toke and a Smile

Courtesy of President Puddin’ Head. #Priorities

If It Had Been Miracle Whip…

He would have been acquitted:

An Iowa man was sentenced to life behind bars for the murder of a friend he repeatedly ran over with a pickup truck after a fight about mayonnaise.

Kristofer Erlbacher, now 29, used his truck to ram Caleb Solberg, 30, outside a café in the small town of Pisgah on Dec. 17, 2020, the Des Moines Register reported. Erlbacher initially drove away, then came back and ran over Solberg two more times, according to the Register.

The two had been out drinking at a bar with another person earlier in the night in nearby Moorhead, but things took a turn when Erlbacher spread mayo on Solberg’s food, which riled Solberg and sparked a bar fight, the Woodbine Twiner-Herald reported.

CNN IS State TV

…and should go down in FLAMES, never to be resuscitated.

The quote from the Rolling Stone article is UTTERLY DAMNING…

It is just gobsmacking the utter and complete perfidy Trump had to deal with. The underhanded deals, the smug righteousness of this cadre of complete assholes, the casual disregard for the tenets of the trust that keeps a FREE PRESS FREE. They sold it all because Orange Man Bad. Crude Orange Man threatened their silver spoon world, and their casually confident machinations overturned all societal norms for honesty, ethical conduct, and faith in a democratic process.

Never again should CNN be considered a “news” organization. They have forfeited that trust. They are nothing more than a banana republic’s organ.

And Trump can say any damn thing he pleases. There is nothing so outrageous left, because Biden sits on a throne of lies, built for him by the media, and the Deep State. Every single accusation, every single conspiracy theory, has turned out to have a solid foundation. Has turned out to be even worse than the most lurid political thriller imaginable. In the most disgusting, stomach churning way imaginable. In all of Washington, there was not one safe haven for Donald Trump. The scorpions were – and still are – in every corner.

Our precious Republic means nothing to these people. Nothing.

These are the same scummy people who have lectured as you’ve lost loved ones, jobs, your very freedoms. Told you how selfish you were. How you have no right to influence your children, how you will never understand the finer nuances of this thinking so far above your head. So just take it. Trust the Experts™

They’ve damn near cost you your country. They have cost you a free and fair election. They’ll be lying on TV again tonight.

Are you mad yet?

Joe Did That

The Great Unifier

In point of fact, Puddin’ Head, ANYONE could own a cannon. Cost was a bit of an issue.

Keep running yer jibs, dude.

Cast Iron Treasure Acquired

I am soooooo tickled. I finally scored me a proper, OLD, cast iron griddle (the stitches where they took out the kidney I sold to pay for it still have to get yanked, and I’m sore as shit, but, HEY! GOT. MUH. GRIDDLE.) It is SO PRET-TEE!!!

You might be wondering what, besides being an addictive sort of personality (it’s inherited, don’t you judge me), would have someone scouring our admittedly sad little thrift and “antique” shops here in Pcola for such a specific thing.

It wasn’t a “what,” it was a “who.”

Her name is Brenda Gantt, and she’s from the state next door, and she is just KILLING me with her old timey cooking.

I dare you to watch this video of her making buttermilk biscuits without your jaw dropping to the floor, and without a sudden, OVERWHELMING urge to find yerself a CAST IRON GRIDDLE popping into your head.

Had to get me one, and it wasn’t easy. OR cheap. I was going to be pretty specific in my search – no Lodge anything – and knew there’d be some skyhigh prices for the older stuff like Wagner or Griswold. I was hoping to luck into a Birmingham Stove and Range (BSR) or other local, not quite as famous, but same quality piece. (I have one of their skillets, and schweet!) But what surprised me was the dearth of griddles, especially the larger sizes. I wound up ordering from a wonderfully talented cast iron restorer in PISCATAWAY, New Jersey. Thank you, Jesus, for the innerwebs. I am very much going to enjoy turning this beauty black with goo again.

Here she is making Potato Patties.

When I get a chance, Ima break into that biscuit thing, and will post failure or success. It’s worked for Brenda. She’s got, like, 2.8 MILLION followers now, does her hair up pretty, clothes are better, real production values, and all in the space of a year! Did you guys know Bingley used to chat with the Pioneer Woman Rhee Drummond way back when we were all blogging away? Really. He did! She was just as nice as I imagine Brenda is.

Old timey cooks seem to be that way. Unfussy and friendly.

We’ll see how friendly I am if I mess these biscuits up.

Sweet Potato Snausage Hash

#ItsWhatsForDinner

Cancel Culture Is Wrong

But…

Whoopi Goldberg ‘livid,’ threatening to quit ‘The View’ over her suspension: source

Whoopi Goldberg is “livid” after she was suspended from “The View” over her claim that the Holocaust was “not about race” — and is telling co-workers she is going to quit the show, according to a source.

Goldberg, 66, feels “humiliated” at being disciplined by ABC execs after she followed their advice to apologize for the ill-conceived comments, a well-placed insider told The Post.

“She feels ABC executives mishandled this. She followed their playbook. She went on ‘The Late Show With Steven Colbert’ and then apologized again on ‘The View’ the next day,” a source said.

OMG THIS FEELS REALLY GREAT AND I HOPE THE ANGRY, VICIOUS FREAKING HAG LEARNS SOMETHING ABOUT BEING A DECENT HUMAN BEING EVEN THOUGH I KNOW SHE WON’T.

I’m so ashamed.

Biden War Planning

Welp. It’s going about as well as you’d imagine, given their propensity to learn from mistakes, admit they made mistakes, and admit they could ever possibly be wrong.

So…not at all.

Biden voters should be proud as punch their geriatric dementia patient is right on track. The rest of us are appropriately horrified, worried about such things as “Whose kid does he get killed THIS time?” or “Why are Ukraine’s borders a ‘sovereign/must be respected’ thing, and our national borders aren’t?” The sort of abstract notions that keep normal people awake at night, whilst allowing the blissfully biased and brain dead to snooze on.

Presidential strategic planning in this administration being what it is, the report out from Axios today, detailing the panic stricken chicken-with-their-heads-cut-off machinations that led to falling bodies from airplanes, thirteen dead American military members, and BILLIONS in assets being left behind in Kabul, doesn’t exactly come as a surprise. Rather a vindication. We SAID it was going to be a clusterfuck, we saw a deadly clusterfuck unfold, and the Biden administration knew it was a clusterfuck from the second they took over.

Leaked notes from a White House Situation Room meeting the day before Kabul fell shed new light on just how unprepared the Biden administration was to evacuate Afghan nationals who’d helped the United States in its 20-year war against the Taliban.

Why it matters: Hours before the Taliban seized control of Afghanistan’s capital on Aug. 15, 2021, senior Biden administration officials were still discussing and assigning basic actions involved in a mass civilian evacuation.

Now it’s Ukraine’s turn…because I guess Puddin’ Head feels his tough guy schtick needs a burnishing, “SQUIRREL!!” or…Hell, I don’t know. Getting a cat didn’t work. Send the cat back to the farm.

He’s gone from 8500 troops on alert to an additional 3000 now (1000 repositioned from Germany to Romania, plus 2000 more coming in from the States to “Eastern Europe.”). And tough guy sanctions on Putin, whatever, whatever, blahblahblah.

So all this NeoCon posturing, and saber rattling with an Army that has had to loosen BCT (Basic Combat Training – their bootcamp) standards to maintain retention, is offering up to $50,000 bonus FOR ENLISTING (!), and is generally a pretty unsettled, unhappy place to be morale-wise at the moment.

In light of all that, they announce they’re doing what today?

Bet you’ll NEVER guess.

This should work out great.

The “Hey! It’s not my kid.” Experts™ at everything. What do they care.

And did you know Beau Biden died?

So Biden won’t have anyone in this fight either. Including himself.

He checked out a long time ago.

Zucker Hits Iceberg

Whoa. DOG.

Makes you kind of wonder, even though le grand fromage is claiming that his failure to communicate the tawdry details of his clandestine work relationship are behind his ouster – ‘scuse em oui, “resignation” – if, in point of fact, it wasn’t CNN’s Titanic-like TANKING ratings that took him down like a housekeeper trapped in one of the storage closets.

Couldn’t have been their sex maniac problem. That’s been going on for, like, EVER, and they even gave Groovin’ With My Tubin‘ Toobin HIS job back, so…couldn’t possibly be a “sex” thing.

Nah.

Tucker should be a hoot and a holler tonight.

Maybe CNN should adopt a corporate headquarters cat…

Let’s Dance

Fauci is a Monster

I have tried mightily this morning to avoid finding out exactly WHAT revolting, ghastly, and inhumane “experiments” Fauci’s – OUR – funding paid for, but sumBITCH if I didn’t inadvertently just come across it.

Damn his black soul.

Given the countless lives destroyed this past two years thanks to Fauci’s edicts: the irreparable harm done to our children, generations of families, the fabric of the nation. Like those God-forsaken puppies, this cretin has been given the power to put our nation in a metaphorical headlock, slide our fear-drugged freedoms into a sealed bubble, and, at whim, subject the citizens within to the voracious, ravenous appetite of the insatiable, capricious sand fleas of his monstrous ego. As the winds shift outside the lab, so must the blood flow inside to maintain the supremacy of whitest lab coat of them all.

When your neck is in the vice, your kicking eventually stops.

He is an entrenched evil who should have been frog-marched out YEARS ago. If it is the now exposed sadistic, worthless cruelty to innocent, helpless animals vice that to his fellow countrymen which FINALLY brings him down, so be it.

I will sing Hallelujah.

God bless the beagles.

Happy Anniversary My Dear Bride

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CRUSADER!!

You old man, you!

Happy 4th of July!!!

God bless the Founding Fathers, their courage, and the courage of everyone who stood with them to break free, and leave us this marvelous country. This beacon of freedom, liberty, opportunity, and happiness that draws people from all over the world at this very moment.

Hold fast.

Memorial Day 2021

We remember.

And we miss you terribly, SSG John.

God bless them, EVERY. ONE.

God bless America.

Suspect in Little Old Asian Lady Beating Nabbed

And in possibly the GREATEST SURPRISE EH-VAH? There’s a twist!

The white supremacist arrested for viciously attacking the elderly Asian lady was out on parole for…wait for it…KILLING HIS MUMMY.

In April 2002, Elliot was charged with murder for using a kitchen knife to stab his mother, Bridget Johnson in the chest three times in their East 224th Street home in the Bronx, according to previous reports.

The deadly attack took place in front of Elliot’s 5-year-old sister, sources told The Post. It’s unclear what led to the slaying.

Johnson, 42, died a couple of days later. 

Elliot was convicted of murder and sentenced to 15 years-to-life in prison and was released on parole in November 2019, state corrections records show.

Hey. Only white people are routinely let out on parole for things like that, you know? So whadda you expect?

Oh Sure, Sign Me Up

So Gergle has “updated” their Nest device so it will now not only listen in on everything you say but also track your movements…to “help” you sleep better.

I’ll pass, thanks.

More of: Life With ths

Today turned into your typical casa de major dad day just about that fast. Part disaster, part seat-of-our-pants luck.

The terrific guys who redid all our ductwork 3 weeks ago or so were back today to blow insulation. We’d debated spending yet another grand+ after the $$$gulps ducting, but, considering we’re losing the hurricane hove-up shade trees in the back/that roof is gonna BAKE this summer, it was a painful-but-easy call. AND…a lucky one.

They got up there to find that RATS had ALREADY eaten through one of the BRAND NEW TRUNK LINES, and they were able to fix it before they started doing the insulation. Holy smokes. Close call. We would have NEVER known.

Anchor was able to get our buddy Nick out here an hour later, with an armload of traps and glue pads so we can finally nail those beady-eyed bastards.

Corporate policy change: outside ferals are going to see a kibble/canned food reduction, effective immediately. They are OBVIOUSLY NOT earning their keep, paw our signed agreement. It’s like everyone wants a handout for subpar effort nowadays.

In other household observations, sometimes it pays to just sit back and wait for life to settle down a tad…

Now.

I’m going to make brownies, and ice the CRAP out of them.