Long Island Wood
(with apologies to the Beatles)
I followed a girl
And I should say
She followed me
She DM’d a thong
I sent her good
Long Island Wood
I took a suave photo:
A tent in my gray BVDs
But I clicked the wrong button
And gave it a public release
I stood on the steps
Feisty and stiff
Facing the Press
Attack, Attack! was my plan
And then I clashed
With Dana Bash
She kept asking that question
Unwilling to give me a pass
But I wouldn’t answer
And called her producer an “ass”
And when I awoke
I was alone
Huma had flown
So I Tweeted “friends”
Isn’t it good
Long Island Wood
I wood SAY you owe apologies! 🙂
Stick a fork in that Weiner, he’s done.
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OMG, I’ll never be able to listen to Norwegian Wood again!
Hey, Lennon appreciated a good political critique; I think he’d be flattered. I’m laughing my ass off.
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No extra points for
“dimension lumber” or what
might obviously be “sap wood?”