“Thanks, You’ve Been A Great Audience!”
“Don’t forget to tip your waitress generously!”
So reads the latest monologue from our Commedian-In-Chief
The White House
Office of the Press Secretary
For Immediate Release
June 20, 2011
Remarks by the President at a DNC EventMandarin Oriental Hotel
Washington, D.C.9:06 P.M. EDT
THE PRESIDENT: Thank you. Thank you, everybody. Thank you. (Applause.) Thank you, everybody. Please have a seat, have a seat.
It is wonderful to see all of you. I’ve got a lot of friends in the room here. People who knew me before anybody could pronounce my name. (Laughter.) People who knew me before I had gray hair. (Laughter.)
…And so as a consequence, we had to do some things that we didn’t expect we would have to do, just to save the economy — stabilize the financial system, make sure that states and local governments didn’t have to lay off police officers and cops and firefighters. We had to save an auto industry. I never expected to be a automobile executive. (Laughter.)
As a consequence of that swift, decisive, and sometimes difficult period, we were able to take an economy that was shrinking by about 6 percent and create an economy that is now growing, and has grown steadily now over many consecutive quarters. Over the last 15 months we’ve created over 2.1 million private sector jobs. (Laughter.)
Even the Democrats at a freakin’ DNC Fundaraiser laugh at that classic line.
Pathetic.
He must tipping a helluva lot of greenskeepers and caddies to “save or create” 2.1 million private-sector jobs.
B+, Mr. President. Now, how ’bout a Fresca?
Rush says it was a glitch in the stenographer for close captioning. Didnt hear the audio, so I dont know.
I think his teleprompter is stuck on Lie through your teeth.
That was a real knee slapper, yes sir Mr. Liar in Chief.
Here’s another moment of humor:
We had to save an auto industry. I never expected to be a automobile executive. (Laughter.)
Nice of President Empty Suit to admit that he’s taken over at least part of the automobile industry.
Maybe the Dems were laughing because they know the millions-strong Moron Army will believe that. And that ain’t funny.
Yes, The President of the United States is a pathetic tool. Barack Obama is an insult to the Form W2.