It Was Right Next To Hillary’s Cattle Trading Records…

…and on top of her Rose Law Firm billings

A long-lost, highly valuable Moon rock brought back from the Apollo 17 mission has turned up in the files of Bill Clinton.

The rock was one of 50 presented to each state, and was given to Arkansas while the ex-president was governor. The rock, worth millions of dollars, had been missing since at least 1980 until an archivist found it in old gubernatorial papers. Bobby Roberts, director of the Central Arkansas Library System, told Reuters the archivist opened a box previously archived as “Arkansas flag plaque.” The rock and a state flag were originally affixed to the plaque, but the rock had fallen off and the plaque had been misplaced.

Well lookee here!

9 Responses to “It Was Right Next To Hillary’s Cattle Trading Records…”

  1. aelfheld says:

    Guess he hasn’t had to use the old ‘come up and see my moon rock’ line for a while.

  2. Syd B. says:

    Now, if we could just find that Vince Foster paperwork.

  3. Ave says:

    I sympathize with Bill and Hillary, being as how I also somehow frequently manage to misplace things worth millions of dollars. I’ve just got to get a handle on that.

  4. Fausta says:

    Can’t wait for the Lindberg baby to turn up one of these days at the Clinton Library and Car Wash.

  5. leelu says:

    …they got no respect for nuthin’!!

  6. Gunslinger says:

    Why Bill, is that a moon rock in your pocket or are you just happy to see anything in a skirt?

  7. JeffS says:

    For once, at least, Bill took a different approach in getting his rocks off.

  8. Dr Alice says:

    I imagine a whole heap of harvested motel soaps and shampoo bottles were found in the same desk drawer.

  9. Mr. Bingley says:

    And some crumpled Chiclets boxes, Doc.

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