I Wanna Go Simply

When I go

My Bride better get planning because a procession like this is exactly the tasteful send-off I deserve.

I even wrote a little song to help her

categories Fun, Life, People | | datetime December 28, 2011 1:32 pm

11 Responses to “I Wanna Go Simply”

  1. Yojimbo says:
    December 28, 2011 at 1:57 pm

    I wonder which is colder, standing on the street watching this, or sitting in your apartment watching this on your one channel tv, if it’s working? Just kidding-barely.

    Remember that great shuttle shot-or whatever- showing South Korea completely lit-up and North Korea almost completely in the dark?

  2. nightfly says:
    December 28, 2011 at 2:14 pm

    You think that limo is actually running, or did they just stick it in neutral and use Dear Leader’s image as a sail?

  3. JeffS says:
    December 28, 2011 at 2:23 pm

    Yojimbo, I imagine anyone inside 50 miles of the procession had no choice BUT to stand on the street. Watching it on TV would not be an option if you can walk there.

  4. mojo says:
    December 28, 2011 at 3:06 pm

    I didn’t think they made toilets that big.

  5. major dad says:
    December 28, 2011 at 5:49 pm

    And of course there is the mandatory weeping…

  6. Julie says:
    December 28, 2011 at 7:04 pm

    I love “Forest Lawn”! 🙂 Yes, I admit it, I am a John Denver fan. And this was one of his best (along with “Saturday Night In Toledo Ohio”). Thanks for the laugh!

  7. Ave says:
    December 29, 2011 at 3:44 am

    Dear Bingley, you should have whatever you want. I’ve got plywood and glue and will start making beautiful tissue paper rosettes in my spare time. And of course I would love to help your Bride select a suitable photograph.

  8. tree hugging sister says:
    December 29, 2011 at 8:16 am

    I got a couple Bingley shots I’m willing to throw into the processional mix. We can’t leave EVERYTHING up to NJSue. I’m sure she’ll be too…distraught.

  9. Gary from Jersey says:
    December 29, 2011 at 8:51 am

    Spray that car with an AK and use it on the Sopranos. That has to be the last ’70s Lincoln stretch still running.

  10. Retread says:
    December 29, 2011 at 9:24 am

    What is that coming down the road behind the pic of Dear Leader? Does Macy’s sell their old parade balloons to the NORKs?

  11. Ave says:
    December 29, 2011 at 11:00 am

    Yes THS, you’re right about poor NJSue. Come to think of it, you’ve got connections to some good cars, right?

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