A Song For Elizabeth Warren
(apologies to Paul Revere)
My CV couldn’t get any traction
‘Til I checked the “Minority” faction
Sure I may look like Wonder Bread
But my soul’s 1/32 Red
I wasn’t asked to justify that when
Harvard hired me away from Penn
Oh it may look like fraud or worse
But so what? I made them more diverse
Cherokee Professor, picked by Laurence Tribe
So proud to game, so proud to lie
They’ve made an issue of my self-selection
(Like “honor” counts in a close election!)
“Identity” is important when you’re
A suburban white gal who is up for tenure
Cherokee Professor, picked by Laurence Tribe
So proud to game, so proud to lie
May 2, 2012 8:18 am 
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Bravo! Bravo!
Is that racist or sexist? Both, somehow? It’s getting confusing. Thanks, Trayvon.
Sing it!!
:::lit Zippo held aloft:::
Why isn’t that woman working in a casino?
I give it a 95. It had a nice beat and was easy to dance to.
And thanks for the Paul Revere and the Raiders setting on the Wayback Machine!
Encore!
Nice Larry Tribe shout-out.
I see what you did there.