Sodom and Gonorrhea

How do you tell the kids Granny’s a tramp and Pappy is an old horndog?
R-E-T-I-R-E-M-E-N-T ain’t what it used to be.

9 Responses to “Sodom and Gonorrhea”

1. Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life says:

   May 27, 2006 at 11:33 pm

   Wow. I have something to look forward to.

2. Jay says:

   May 28, 2006 at 12:34 am

   I believe that he lifted 2000 lbs!!! Why, I lifted 1000 lbs last week with one hand! It was done in the Dallas Science Center. All you need is a lever long enough. The article only said that he lifted the weight, not how he actually did it. A 20 foot lever could make it extremely easy to lift 2000 lbs.

3. Jay says:

   May 28, 2006 at 12:35 am

   I believe that he lifted 2000 lbs!!! Why, I lifted 1000 lbs last week with one hand! It was done in the Dallas Science Center. All you need is a lever long enough. The article only said that he lifted the weight, not how he actually did it. A 20 foot lever could make it extremely easy to lift 2000 lbs.

4. Rob says:

   May 28, 2006 at 12:58 am

   Rampant????!!!!!

5. nobrainer says:

   May 28, 2006 at 2:30 am

   76 is the new 18.

6. Kcruella says:

   May 28, 2006 at 6:35 pm

   Good for them! They just need the standard safety lecture I had to give at the squadron before a long weekend “Drive safe and safe sex”

7. Nightfly says:

   May 29, 2006 at 12:39 pm

   And now, a Very Special Episode of “The Golden Girls.”

8. Andrea Harris says:

   May 29, 2006 at 1:58 pm

   That’s disgusting. Hose those people down.

9. Cindermutha says:

   May 29, 2006 at 10:36 pm

   I always said there was something creepy about the Villages.