Complete with a cheerful, lying, gamine little pointy-eared elf named Timmah and a grumpy, Harry, nearly blind old troll under the bridge.
“We laid out a very detailed, carefully designed set of spending, savings and tax changes that help put us on a path offiscal responsibility,” [Timmah the Elf] Geithner told Fox News’ Chris Wallace on Sunday.
Oooooo! Detailed Turbo Tax twinkles and careful QuikBooks fairy dust!!!!!!
“There is no Geithner proposal,” [The Harry old troll under the bridge named] Reid said.
“This is all made up.”
WHAT?! Well, wicked Hilary witch poop!