Is Chris Matthews The Author?

All I can say is blecch

A forthcoming erotic novel being described as “fan fiction” will feature the first couple as protagonists-in-chief. According to Pop Culture Public Relations, the firm representing the book’s publisher, the novel, a version of a “personalizable” erotic tome, will be printed with the first couple’s names in it and available online at no cost on January 28. In an e-mail circulated yesterday, Pop Culture PR wrote, “Barack and Michelle Obama Star in This Erotic, Romantic Novel.”

This is so emblematic on so many levels of what is wrong with our society and culture right now.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to wash my eyes out with bleach and lye before I gouge them out with barbed knitting needles.

5 Responses to “Is Chris Matthews The Author?”

1. Syd B. says:

   January 23, 2013 at 10:00 am

   I’ve been waiting for a book that outlined how these two impostors got screwed. Was hoping, however, that it would be no-fictional.

2. Syd B. says:

   January 23, 2013 at 10:00 am

   Correction: “non-fictional”

3. aelfheld says:

   January 23, 2013 at 10:29 am

   If Matthews had written it it’d be 300 pages of him humping Bam’s leg.

4. nightfly says:

   January 23, 2013 at 3:54 pm

   Nuke us all from space. It’s the only way to be sure. Hell, I’ll hold the bullseye.

5. Gunslinger says:

   January 23, 2013 at 5:43 pm

   “and available online at no cost on January 28.”

   That’s still price gouging.