The little silver deelie-boppers on the top could be used to hone in on your position for a drone strike.
EXCLUSIVE: Justice Department memo reveals legal case for drone strikes on Americans
A confidential Justice Department memo concludes that the U.S. government can order the killing of American citizens if they are believed to be “senior operational leaders” of al-Qaida or “an associated force” — even if there is no intelligence indicating they are engaged in an active plot to attack the U.S.
See? They don’t even have to have “INTELLIGENCE” (Well, duh – they don’t anyway. Goes without saying.) that you’re doing anything other than bopping down the street with a dirty water dog in your hand, so WHY MAKE IT EASY FOR HOLDER TO TAKE YOU OUT?
I know I can’t get you to let go of the iPhone (GPS, people, screaming to the Feds “I’M OVER HERE!!”), but perhaps I can get you divested of your hazardous sartorial cranial frippery.
Recycle that bitch and LIVE!