…TSA Policy and Statement Generator. Pick your word, pop it in the generator and voilà!
TERRIFYING official Big Sis/TSA statement. Lemme show ya.
For instance, I chose the common word “Bingley” and out popped:
“Good news, folks! In order to reduce wait times at airports, we will be allowing certain passengers to bypass enhanced screening, based on our intelligence-driven assessment of a passenger’s behavior, consumer information, and of the passenger’s Bingley“
Ooooo! Naughty Bits Bingley!
H/T Gorgeous Amy Alkon