It’s a Shame He’s Not in Such a Pissy Snit About the Taliban’s Behaviour

Them being the perfect, hairy, chivalrous gents they are universally acknowleged to be.

Afghan president to expel U.S. special forces from key province

(Reuters) – Afghan President Hamid Karzai has given U.S. special forces two weeks to leave a key battleground province after some U.S. soldiers there were found to have tortured or even killed innocent people, the president’s spokesman said on Sunday.

The decision by Karzai could further complicate negotiations between the United States and Afghanistan over the presence of Americans troops in the country once most NATO forces leave by the end of 2014.

Speaking at a news conference in Kabul, Karzai’s spokesman Aimal Faizi said villagers in Wardak province had lodged a series of complaints about operations conducted by U.S. special forces and a group of Afghans working with them.

“Waaaah! The Americans were mean to me, ” sure makes the mundane, every day executing of women in soccer stadiums or lopping hands off in the village square pale in significance.

3 Responses to “It’s a Shame He’s Not in Such a Pissy Snit About the Taliban’s Behaviour”

  1. leelu says:

    Get our troops out of there, then carpet-nuke ‘em. From high altitude or orbit, I don’t care.

  2. JeffS says:

    Give ‘em the stone age, since they want it so badly.

  3. Michael Lonie says:

    Tell Karzai his bodyguard of US SOF operators will go with them.

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