So, Say You’re An Army DI, Who Gets Handed a Note By a Recruit

Weird enough, eh? That’s nothin’.

Wait’ll you read the note:

(looney82 via imgur)

Cleverness of the joke at the end not-withstanding, I think they might oughta leave the lad to be an “Army of One”, looking from the OUTSIDE in, capiche?

12 Responses to “So, Say You’re An Army DI, Who Gets Handed a Note By a Recruit”

  1. JeffS says:

    Methinks that the young lad is destined to wash out of Basic.

    If the NCOs are allowed to do their job, that is.

  2. Syd B. says:

    If he’s not all together there, where does that leave me? I don’t get his joke.

  3. Skyler says:

    Sign him up. Someone has to be the guy who cleans the portable shower units.

  4. Aridog says:

    I wanna be a Bilbo Baggins…
    I wanna live a life of danger…

    Sigh. :(

  5. tree hugging sister says:

    But it’s such an ugly dress uniform, Ari… :P

  6. JeffS says:

    Syd:

    “Door” = “one door”

    “Mordor” = “more doors”

    “Gondor” = “gone door”

    That’s something I would have chortled over back in my college days. During a Saturday night beer blitz.

  7. JeffS says:

    Skyler, you do have a point there. Just take the firing pin out of his M16.

  8. BlackDog says:

    This guy is already short a firing pin.

  9. Aridog says:

    Tree Hugging Sister … the Debbil made me do it … I feel so bad, but I just could not resist…a screen caputure of the poor guy :(

  10. Kathy Kinsley says:

    That’s actually not a bad pun, as puns go. I did some chortling over it…

    Put him in special forces – he’ll either flunk or be a hero – who knows?

  11. JeffS says:

    Hell, Blackdog, he’s short a magazine or three.

  12. Aridog says:

    Do what they used to do with idiots and nitwits…send than to ranger school or other very rigorous discipline and watch them man up or wash out. In the olden days, before KBR, there was a need for mess pigs.

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