…and the cheap BASTARD could use my discount, but OH NO!!
Out he frickin’ went anyway, undergarmently unsupported.
Holy smokes! “Batman” nabs suspect for British police
A mystery man dressed as Batman demonstrated the same crime-fighting skills as the caped crusader when he handed over a suspect wanted for burglary in Britain.
Closed-circuit television footage showed a portly figure wearing an ill-fitting costume including gloves, cape and mask, bringing a 27-year-old man to a police station in Bradford in northern England.
This campaign thing gets further and further from happenin’, with his little “impulse” slip-ups making the news.