I TOLD Bingley We Sell Men’s SPANX at the Store

…and the cheap BASTARD could use my discount, but OH NO!!

Out he frickin’ went anyway, undergarmently unsupported.

Holy smokes! “Batman” nabs suspect for British police

A mystery man dressed as Batman demonstrated the same crime-fighting skills as the caped crusader when he handed over a suspect wanted for burglary in Britain.

Closed-circuit television footage showed a portly figure wearing an ill-fitting costume including gloves, cape and mask, bringing a 27-year-old man to a police station in Bradford in northern England.

This campaign thing gets further and further from happenin’, with his little “impulse” slip-ups making the news.

4 Responses to “I TOLD Bingley We Sell Men’s SPANX at the Store”

  1. Rob says:

    If ever one needed a sign that it’s time to give up his life of crime …

  2. Gunslinger says:

    Danananananananana…

    BATBLOKE!

  3. Kathy Kinsley says:

    LOL. Can Mr. Bingley teleport?

    Or does he have a long-lost twin? Enquiring minds want to know… :P

  4. nightfly says:

    Two twins, I think. There’s a guy dressed as Batman moseying around the streets of Hoboken, NJ, whom I’ve seen with my own two eyes on the… uh… Batbicycle. And festooned with enough Keaton-era yellow shield logos to serve as Batman and Batsignal all at once.

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