Man Spends Life Savings…

…gets new girlfriend

EPSOM, NH (CBS) – Henry Gribbohm says he lost his life savings, $2,600, on a carnival game and all he has to show for it is a stuffed banana with dreadlocks.

12 Responses to “Man Spends Life Savings…”

  1. Julie says:

    Barnum would’ve loved this guy!

  2. ricki says:

    “Here’s your sign”

    In banana form, no less.

  3. mojo says:

    NEW! LEAGUE! RECORD!

  4. aelfheld says:

    Another Democrat voter.

  5. Dr Alice says:

    Bingley, you just boosted my self esteem 1027%. Thank you for that.

  6. Gunslinger says:

    At least he won’t be able to blow that money on more ugly amateur tattoos.

  7. Mr. Bingley says:

    Guns, I was wondering how much he had spent on those as well!

  8. BlackDog says:

    Drubnk, dumb & tattooed is no way way to go through life.

  9. Kathy Kinsley says:

    This poor victim of rampant Carney mentality is getting absolutely NO sympathy. We should start an anti-Carney organization immediately to save those like him (and take 90% of the donations for ourselves, of course). /sarcasm off

  10. Kathy Kinsley says:

    And giggles on. WHAT was he thinking? Oh, never mind, judging from those tats, he never did learn to think…

  11. BlackDog says:

    Off subject but I must pass this joke from International Liberty Even Libertarians have fantasies:
    This morning my friend lucked out and was able to buy several cases of ammo.
    “Libertarians are hot”

    “Libertarians are hot”

    On the way home he stopped at the gas station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde was filling up her car at the next pump.

    She looked at the ammo in the back of my pickup truck and said in a very sexy voice, “I’m a big believer in barter. Would you be interested in trading sex for ammo?”

    He thought a few seconds and asked, “What kinda ammo ya got?”

  12. Dave E. says:

    They gave him $600 back? Quick, somebody get up there and sell him a bridge!

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