Really Gets Your Goat: Swillers of Long Standing Will Know EXACTLY WHO I IMMEDIATELY Thought Of

…and I’ll be offering this with no further comment.

Coast Guard rescues man kicked off mountain by goat

A Coast Guard helicopter crew rescued a 60-year-old man man whose goat sent him falling an estimated 100 feet off the side of a mountain in Puerto Rico Tuesday.

The unidentified man reportedly sustained multiple injuries after being kicked off the mountain in Yauco while handling the animal, the Coast Guard said in a news release.

6 Responses to “Really Gets Your Goat: Swillers of Long Standing Will Know EXACTLY WHO I IMMEDIATELY Thought Of”

  1. Syd B. says:

    Don’t know who you’re thinking of, but I bet the guy now understands that no means NO!

  2. Fausta says:

    I thought it was a misprint, since Yauco’s a good 5+ miles inland.

  3. BlackDog says:

    This guy is going to be the butt of a lot of jokes.

  4. JeffS says:

    I know of whom you speak. And I shall remain silent as well.

  5. Kathy Kinsley says:

    Hmm. Must have missed that. But it reminds me of the old joke…

    A scraggly old [insert your ethnic choice] man in a dusty village speaks to a group of strangers.

    “See that school? I built that school – with my own hands. Ten years it took, and thousands of children have been schooled there, but nobody talks about John the school-builder. Nobody!

    See that hospital? I built it with these very hands. Fifteen years it took. Countless lives have been saved there, children born, the sick cured, but nobody ever talks about John the man who built the hospital. Nobody!

    But f*** just one goat…”

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