Dear Cracker Barrel: That SUCKING SOUND You’re Hearing is NOT

…the usual fourhunnertpounder on his second bowl of cream gravy.

4 Responses to “Dear Cracker Barrel: That SUCKING SOUND You’re Hearing is NOT”

  1. aelfheld says:

    To boycott Cracker Barrel wouldn’t I have to eat there first?

  2. Firehand says:

    Just ran across this:
    http://weaselzippers.us/?p=165238

    “Today, we are putting all our Duck Dynasty products back in our stores.

    And, we apologize for offending you.

    We respect all individuals right to express their beliefs. We certainly did not mean to have anyone think different.

    We sincerely hope you will continue to be part of our Cracker Barrel family.”
    Translation: “Holy CRAP, boss, these people are really pissed! You know what this’ll do to the bottom line?”

  3. Kathy Kinsley says:

    @Firehand

    I do believe you got that translated perfectly.

    (Obligatory snark. That’s differently, not different. And individual’s or individuals’) I hate it when a major corp. can’t even get their apologies properly proofread. (And yes, I’m sure I forgot a comma or period somewhere – but I’m not a major corporation…:-P)

  4. aelfheld says:

    Kathy, I’ll take it, grammatical errors and all, for this sentence:

    And, we apologize for offending you.

    None of that weaselly ‘we apologise if you were offended’ (trans: we meant to do it & hope to do so in the future)

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