So Today’s News: Confederate Flags, ISIS Lopping French Heads Off, Bombing the Railroads Near Cairo, Tunisian Seaside Massacres, Kuwait Mosque Explosion

… “Mummy, get my girlfriend back for me, or…THE CHICKENS GET IT!!!”

For reals.

Alabama teen goes on chicken massacre when mother didn’t fix his relationship, deputies say

Limestone County sheriff’s deputies say a domestic incident in Elkmont ended with several dead chickens and a young man in jail.

The charges are against 18-year-old Haden Smith. Deputies say Smith’s mother called them after he sent her threatening texts and killing her chickens. Deputies say Smith texted her Thursday morning saying he would kill a chicken every fifteen minutes unless she contacted his girlfriend’s parents and mended his relationship with his girlfriend.

categories Humanity...or the Lack Thereof, Makes Ya Barf, Morality, People | | datetime June 26, 2015 9:25 am

2 Responses to “So Today’s News: Confederate Flags, ISIS Lopping French Heads Off, Bombing the Railroads Near Cairo, Tunisian Seaside Massacres, Kuwait Mosque Explosion”

  1. JeffS says:
    June 26, 2015 at 9:44 am

    I see why that particular relationship needed mending.

    Because it was ending.

  2. aelfheld says:
    June 26, 2015 at 2:31 pm

    Nice to hear of a beheading that doesn’t involve the RoP.

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