Somebody Rates a Cookie

The BIGGEST one they can find, God bless him.

ISIS Fighters Reportedly Savaged By American Military Working Dog

An American military dog is being hailed a hero after charging ISIS militants during a recent firefight in northern Iraq.

…The incident purportedly took place in northern Iraq, not far from the ISIS stronghold of Mosul, and near the village where an American Navy SEAL was killed in battle on May 3. According to the British paper, Daily Star Sunday, a small team of SAS commandos were en route back to their base when one of their four vehicles was struck by a roadside bomb. The troops were immediately encircled by about 50 ISIS militants, who were armed with a pair of machine gun-mounted Toyotas.

Taking fire from three directions, the commandos dismounted their vehicles and scrambled for cover. A fierce firefight ensued, and the Brits feared they were being overrun. We’re assuming the jihadists were not expecting what happened next. As the battle raged, a U.S. soldier, who was attached to the SAS team, decided to give the enemy a taste of American might — or, shall we say, American bite — in the form of a pissed off German shepherd.

German shepherds — sometimes referred to as “Alsatians” in European countries — are often favored by U.S. military units because they’re intelligent, loyal, and extremely aggressive when need be. This one was no different. As soon as the American unleashed the K-9, the ISIS militants tried to shoot it. They missed.

The dog leaped at one of the fighters, ripping into his face and neck, before mangling the arms and legs of another. Both militants turned and fled, screaming.

“[The dog] could sense the tension and had an overpowering urge to protects its handler and the other troops,” a source told Daily Star. “A snarling [German shepherd] running at you is very frightening and probably not something the jihadis had encountered. The dog did its job and returned to its handler with its tail wagging.”

Happy, happy, HAPPY ending. What a GOOD dog!

6 Responses to “Somebody Rates a Cookie”

  1. Kathy Kinsley says:

    Never mind cookies – a few pounds of nice raw sirloin. Or filet mignon.

  2. Kathy Kinsley says:

    Or some nice pulled pork or bacon – just to p*** off ISIS… 🙂

  3. tree hugging sister says:

    All EXCELLENT suggestions and well deserved by the truckload!

  4. BlackDog says:

    Hmm!!! Bacon wrapped steaks! That’s the ticket.
    Didn’t Mr. Bingley prepared something liked this?

  5. Gunslinger says:

    Ten pounds of top quality brisket and the Silver Fire Hydrant Medal with crossed bones.

  6. Michael Lonie says:

    Muslims think all dogs are dirty because Mo was a cat person. Being bitten and routed by a dog was an extra humiliation for them.

    Magnificent.

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