Sweet MOTHER of GOD, SAVE us from 20-something feminist SJWs! In the store this afternoon, after looking up at Olympics on telly [insert disgusted voice]:
“WHY do they have the WOMEN in BATHING SUITS to RIDE BIKES in a race?!” [steam steam steam]
THS lifts quizzical eyebrow a la Ebola.
“It’s the triathlon [unspoken: YOU EFFING TWIT]. They swim a third of it.”
Interest now engaged elsewhere that outrage unwarranted.