Don’t Let This Government Speak Fool You
Read the official line about the power outage carefully:
“I want to reiterate that Lake Worth does not have any zombie activity currently and apologize for the system message.” https://t.co/FRiUG5qgZl pic.twitter.com/8GKp0eLKW5
— South Florida Sun Sentinel (@SunSentinel) May 22, 2018
It’s all right there in the denial, people:
“…does not have any zombie activity CURRENTLY…”
CURRENTLY!??!?!
HELLO?!?!?!
There was a “…like yesterday/last week/next Tuesday” implied there.
I can READ.
Fun, Public Service Announcement | tree hugging sister | 
May 23, 2018 9:37 am
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Wasn’t me. I’m still alive.
I can neither confirm nor deny your status re: the “not dead yet” list… 😀
ROFL.
Brainssssssssssssss. YUM.
That said, I’m no where near Lake Worth. But whoever did the text had a real sense of humor. And will likely be fired, more’s the pity.
He must know SOMETHING. He just won’t say it.
Was there a jamboree?
Did the Sentinal make this statement between 4:30 and 6:30, by any chance. Even the Lake Worth Zombies go to Happy Hour.
They were HACKED, Kathy. Of course they were.
😀
Well, it’s Happy Hour at 2 in the morning (and 5 o’clock somewhere), if you’re gobbling up citizens, right?
It’s 5 o’clock somewhere