Iowa Democratic Party Doing “Quality Control”

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— tree hugging sister (@treehuggingsis) February 4, 2020

…translates to:

HOLY SHIT, that asshole WON?! Hold the phone, we’re COOKIN’ THE BOOKS!”

You KNOW it does.

UPDATE:

So they're taking pictures of the precinct results ON THEIR PHONES, sending them to the next guys in the chain, and those guys are DRIVING TO HEADQUARTERS?!

The Fox crew is dying laughing.

OMG. What a clusterfuck.

This would be your government on Democrats, folks. #KAGA2020

— tree hugging sister (@treehuggingsis) February 4, 2020

UPDATE REDUX:

AY YI YI. No results until Wednesday morning at the earliest, AND Bernie’s camp just released THIS:

According to their internal figures for 40% of polling stations, Joe Biden was getting his clocked cleaned. Now, this is hardly a snapshot of the rest of the state, but it does cause one to rub one’s chin and “Hmmm….” As for Bernie, dropping this bomb after all the other candidates’ premature victory speeches, and on top of the total disaster that is the Iowa Caucuses is a declaration.

3 Responses to “Iowa Democratic Party Doing “Quality Control””

1. JeffS says:

   February 4, 2020 at 8:37 am

   Popcorn! More popcorn, please!

2. aelfheld says:

   February 4, 2020 at 11:49 am

   Please tell me again how much more intelligent & more educated progressives.

3. tree hugging sister says:

   February 4, 2020 at 12:20 pm

   This is as peachy as can be.