It Seems To Me She’s Been “Sacked” Too Much As It Is
Maybe his next movie will be The Australian Patient
A flight attendant accused of having sex in an aircraft toilet with actor Ralph Fiennes was in hiding last night after being grounded without pay.
Other crew members claimed Lisa Robertson had a seven-mile-high fling in business class with The English Patient star.
…Qantas has taken suggestions of a liaison seriously and has stood her down while it investigates.
She will be sacked if it finds sex did take place.
…But she said she was simply doing her job, adding: “This is common practice on long flights to build a rapport with passengers.”
Now that’s service!
Fun | Mr. Bingley | 
February 12, 2007 11:32 am
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Certainly added incentive to take that trip to Australia I’ve been thinking about for a while… 🙂
Seeing as how he is most famous for having sex with a corpse in that movie (not shown in the movie, but a prominent part of the book), I’m guessing it might not be so complimentary to have sex with him. 🙂
Wait for it. Wait… Aaaaannnnnnnnd –
Mr Fiennes, who is dating Belfast-born interior designer Sirin Lewenden, was flying to India as a Unicef ambassador to promote awareness of HIV and safe sex at the time.
Touchdown!
You know, I’ve long wondered what that upgrade to business class included.
Two words:
Worth. It.
Not with the stewardesses on United or American, it’s not.
Hey Ralph, if you think this was fun, have I got an astronaut for you!
No, I meant for her.
Ralph Fiennes? I wouldn’t even have used the restroom, just jumped him right there in the aisle.
Hi all!
What you thinking about it?
Vicodin side effect
Bye