Ah-OOOOOOOH! Werewolf Of London…

(with apologies to Warren Zevon)
I saw a werewolf with a Mersey Beat in her hands
Walking through the streets of Soho in the rain
She was looking for the Squire of Mull of Kintyre
Planning to get herself pounds from Penny Lane
Ah-ooooooh
Werewolf of London
Ah-ooooooh
If you hear her howling ’round your kitchen door
Better not let her in
She won’t need or feed you when you’re 64
Werewolf of London again
Ah-ooooooh
Werewolf of London
Ah-ooooooh
She’s the golden-tressled gal who married Alfie Karmal
Lately she’s been on the phone in Brighton
Don’t you take pics of her
She’ll rip your film out sir
Huh. She ain’t the new Diana
Ah-ooooooh
Werewolf of London
Ah-ooooooh
Well I saw her crying ’bout piggies in a pen
Doing the Werewolf of London
I heard her cryin’ “this is now and that was then”
Doing the Werewolf of London
I saw a Werewolf dancing a merengue with the Stars
Her steps were perfect
Ha!
Ah-ooooooh
Werewolf of London
Ah-ooooooh
Heh Draw Blood…

3 Responses to “Ah-OOOOOOOH! Werewolf Of London…”

1. Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life says:

   March 15, 2007 at 1:38 pm

   Ha! A crowning achievement, sir! Soon to be followed, no doubt, by another crowning…

2. tree hugging sister says:

   March 15, 2007 at 1:39 pm

   Piss test.

3. Nightfly says:

   March 15, 2007 at 3:56 pm

   Hahahaha!
   (My bill for a new keyboard and monitor are in the mail, Bings.)