“But, Officer! I Only Have Cake on the Weekends!”
“Sister, put the knife down and step aWAY from the slice.”
Jeez, I really, REALLY hate these guys.
Then They Came for the Fresca
The growing ambitions of the food police.…Liberals like to talk about a Republican war on science, but it turns out that they’re just as willing to bend facts. In wars of piety, science has no friends.
Yeah, and just wait until some militan vegan idiot gets appointed.
And did you hear? Supposedly Bloomberg doesn’t follow the rules he wants to foist on everyone else – he even puts salt on saltine crackers.
I’m not sure which irritates me more – that these people want to micromanage every aspect of my life, or that they are such hypocrites about it, telling me what I cannot have while continuing to enjoy “sinful” foods themselves.
Oh, that one’s beautiful, Ricki. That’s the kind of arrogant hypocrisy shown by Gorezilla when he made a global warmmongering speech while his entourage sat outside in several SUVs with the engines running for the air conditioning.
Now I’m thinking of “Jam yesterday and jam tomorrow, but never jam today” from Alice in Wonderland.