Um…

…ICK?

Stop, please.

8 Responses to “Um…”

1. Gary from Jersey says:

   October 26, 2009 at 3:26 pm

   She’s terminal, he has a squeeze. What a vile excuse for a man.

2. Gunslinger says:

   October 26, 2009 at 7:12 pm

   “John said, ‘Perhaps not the great love story that we hoped, but maybe a great love story nonetheless,” she said.

   Only if that story was penned by Larry Flynt.

3. Kate P says:

   October 26, 2009 at 9:29 pm

   “’til death do you part”? Um, dear, when someone cheats on you, that counts as “parting.”

4. JeffS says:

   October 26, 2009 at 10:58 pm

   Anything involving that particular family is most certainly NOT romantic.

5. JeffS says:

   October 26, 2009 at 10:58 pm

   Except when John Edwards stands in front of the mirror whispering, “God, you’re beautiful!”

6. JeffS says:

   October 26, 2009 at 10:59 pm

   It’s just not the kind of romance I’d want to read about.

7. Ebola says:

   October 27, 2009 at 6:07 am

   You know, if he was muslim he could just marry the broad and this wouldn’t be a problem. Derka derka derka Islamic Jihad! ::tongue trill::

8. Ave says:

   October 28, 2009 at 4:30 am

   I wonder if his $400 dollar haircuts completely turned her head.