I Say, “Go Biblical On Dey A$$!”

An eye for an eye, sister.

A 64-year-old Riverside woman told Buffalo police that she was almost hit by a frozen potato about 11:15 p.m. Friday outside her home on Condon Avenue.

Per the aggressive nature of the attack, we can immediately eliminate French Fries as suspects. Lucky it wasn’t me, Mainely ’cause Idahold them until the cops came, OreIda peeled out the driveway after them.

You’re BUSTED, big boy.

categories Fun | | datetime October 27, 2009 9:22 am

9 Responses to “I Say, “Go Biblical On Dey A$$!””

  1. ricki says:
    October 27, 2009 at 10:04 am

    They should tell the other spuds in the hood to keep their eyes peeled for suspicious activity.

  2. nightfly says:
    October 27, 2009 at 10:36 am

    Potato-based violence is a tuber in our society, and needs to be rooted out.

  3. don says:
    October 27, 2009 at 11:07 am

    Gangsters just aren’t what they used to be.

  4. JeffS says:
    October 27, 2009 at 2:12 pm

    Buffalo? Not Idaho Falls?

  5. Val Prieto says:
    October 27, 2009 at 3:09 pm

    Id a mashed them.

  6. Gary from Jersey says:
    October 27, 2009 at 3:55 pm

    Life must be gratin when you get mashed and the cops just toss in the chips.

  7. Kate P says:
    October 27, 2009 at 9:52 pm

    Maybe it wasn’t the French Fries, but don’t underestimate the Russets.

  8. Ave says:
    October 28, 2009 at 4:40 am

    How could frozen potatoes have become such an a-peeling weapon?

  9. tree hugging sister says:
    October 28, 2009 at 10:32 am

    I’m not sure, Ave. And if he cuts himself, is it a ‘spudnik’?

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