Baloo Is Not Presbyterian
Everybody sing along!
(with apologies to the Jungle Book)
Look for the bear domesticies,
Those signs of bear comfort and ease,
Forget about jihad; think ursine strife
I mean those bear simplicities
(such things as fur and large feces)
They’ll keep you from virgins in your next life…
HAHA! Righteous!
If you become “bear squeeze”, do you not get the virgins?
An excellent question, Greybeard.
I think we should Ask The Imam!
why on earth did the bear not also finish the pudding? I’m sure it needed to get the bad taste of jihadis out of its mouth. Maybe the bear had to run out of the cave to Walgreens to find some mouthwash.
Militant…It’s what’s for dinner.