Stunning Announcement

From the World Sport Desk

Soccer Officially Announces It Is Gay

6 Responses to “Stunning Announcement”

1. Dave E. says:

   June 15, 2010 at 8:20 am

   Hahaha…NTTAWWT.

2. Mr. Bingley says:

   June 15, 2010 at 8:48 am

   Of course, not, Dave!

3. Rob says:

   June 15, 2010 at 9:49 am

   If you listen to that famous World Cup finals from 2006, you’ll hear Materazzi tell Zidane, “Your sister does it with guys”.

4. major dad says:

   June 15, 2010 at 10:25 am

   I tried watching some of this World Cup, aside from the din from those plastic horns it just sucks. Up and down the field, yawn. When and if someone does score they act like idiots. I must say soccer players are great actors, I’ve never seen such expressions or that ridiculous flopping on the ground they do when they get bumped, they’re a bunch of p@%^*^s. And the announcers, please, just admit it sucks.

5. Dr Alice says:

   June 15, 2010 at 1:34 pm

   That fella in the blue shirt has a position in the Riverdance chorus line anytime he wants one.

6. JeffS says:

   June 15, 2010 at 4:22 pm

   I believe that soccer fans are more entertaining than the soccer players, major dad. Alas, the networks seldom aim the cameras at the stands.