SHOCKA!!! ManBearPig
…MOSTLY PIG?!
Al Gore’s split from wife Tipper after 40 years of marriage was a shock to everyone who thought theirs was the ideal marriage. Now Star can exclusively reveal that the former Vice President was having an affair with Larry David’s ex-wife — for the past two years!
Not that THAT’S hard to believe, him being such a…big catcheroo and all.
But it IS the Star, mind you, NOT the Enquirer, so take it with a grain of salt-substitute. (The EOnline Blog says, “They’re JUST GOOD FRIENDS!!!!!”)
Anyway, it does let my filthy, voyeuristic, mush-book reading mind wander a bit into “so, what IF” land. Like, what IF it’s true, and Al and Laurie cohabitate…
…and IF she’s insists on that ONE SQUARE of toilet paper and Al’s still, well…ALL of Al…
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tipper, you are SO lucky to be rid of Señor Mui Gordo Pendejo Barfiloso. Oh, yes, you are.
Wave “Bye!”
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June 15, 2010 5:55 pm
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This would be a great episode of “Curb Your Enthusiasm”.
I knew the turd was checking someone else’s temperature. All for science of course. Now, does she get the Pacific Palisades house or the big spread in Tennessee?
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I used my Bing Fu to conjure up an image of Larry David’s ex-wife (not knowing who she is), and what do I get as a result? A yen for eye bleach.
I dunno on just what row IT pops up on your screen, but this is really bad juju, finding IT during a discussion concerning Al Gore dipping his wick.
Although this might be of some solace to Sis, considering her obsession with IT.
As for Gorezilla? I hope Tipper takes everything but his “solar powered” house boat.
Eh, I’m inclined to say “they deserve each other.” It’s better to have two miserable toothaches of people as a couple.
I wonder if Laurie’s boy-toy contractor can sue for alienation of affection?…
I’ll pass if the Enquirer says it found “some tapes.”
I find most politicians repulsive. Not that anybody asked. Just saying.
Hey, who could turn down a suave pick-up line like “Three words, sugar-tits: MAN. BEAR. PIG.”