From Our Local Fishwrap ~ Sheer Poetry
…on the front page this very morning.
I almost wept.
Flames serve up freeway fondue
Trailer catches fire, grilling load of cheeseIt was nacho ordinary traffic accident…
Sean Dugas, reporter ~ whey to GO, young man!
Gouda grief, you curd have heard a pin drop in Wisconsin when this hit the news.
New menu item at Little Caesars: Blackened Pizza
Tsk,tsk, Rob. Only a munster would make jokes at a time like this.
When you can have fondue it, I always say.
I sure hope the injured parties don’t try to milk the situation.
Don’t know about injured parties, ths, but smoked cheese is good for any other kind.
I’m sure there was dairy a dry eye among pizza lovers in the area.
A ticket wasn’t issued because the police realized they didn’t have a queso.
It must have been a dream for the other lane, with cheeze whizzing by.
The hole tragedy leaves me bleu.
I just swiss there had been a different outcome.
I cheddar with fear every time I think about this.