The AGW Kool Aid Statement of…Oh, I Don’t Know…How ‘Bout “ALL of ENTIRE WRITTEN HISTORY!!!”

Take that, DOUBTERS!

Commentary

The period January – July was the warmest such 7-month period in the planet’s history,

and temperatures over Earth’s land regions were at record highs in May, June, and July, according to the National Climatic Data Center. It is not a surprise that many all-time extreme heat records are being shattered when the planet as a whole is so warm. Global warming “loads the dice” to favor extreme heat events unprecedented in recorded history. In fact, it may be more appropriate to say that global warming adds more spots on the dice–it used to be possible to roll no higher than double sixes, and now it is possible to roll a thirteen.

REALLY? I mean, you know fer sure? In the forever and ever, way back when, whole, whole, WHOLE HISTORY of the EARTH…not ONCE was it ever HOTTER than it was this summer?

Man. Our goose is cooked.

10 Responses to “The AGW Kool Aid Statement of…Oh, I Don’t Know…How ‘Bout “ALL of ENTIRE WRITTEN HISTORY!!!””

  1. Gunslinger says:

    “It is not a surprise that many all-time extreme heat records are being shattered when the planet as a whole is so warm. “

    Somebody better tell South America that they are actually warm instead of freezing their “bundas” off.

  2. greg newsom says:

    Actually the Jonestown people drank grape Flavor-aid when they committed mass suicide.
    It’s one of my pet peeves that Kool-aid is always mentioned.The Kool-aid company
    has spent millions to remove that stigma,but it remains.

  3. JeffS says:

    I’d like to have a dinosaur in my backyard. Then I could feed the warmenistas to it.

  4. tree hugging sister says:

    Nothing like the sight of a well fed, but sour Gorebalist to whet the appetite of an indiscriminate raptor.

  5. JeffS says:

    Hey, the Fish Wrap Of Record is stepping up to the plate.

    Think we can fit a T-Rex into the Times Building, or should we just park one outside the main entrance to catch ’em as they go home?

  6. Yojimbo says:

    Don’t be so negative. I’m sure the Gorebat limits himself to locally grown when he Gulfstreams into his Montecito property. He can turn the tide, as the song goes.

  7. Skyler says:

    If they keep with the lies, pure repetition will get them back on track. The problem is that the people who know the truth and the evidence for the truth do not have an agenda so they get tired more easily.

    You can’t find religion with agnosticism or atheism. It won’t work. Truth doesn’t win over fanaticism. Global warming is a political agenda driven by the means of the religion of environmentalism.

  8. Laura says:

    It is supposed to drop into the low 90’s here in the next week or two and I have to unpack my sweaters and jackets, but I just want to say that that is an awesome T-Rex.

  9. Gary from Jersey says:

    So we can move the Jet Stream? OK, how’s about everybody go outside one day in February, look up and blow real hard. We can shove it back to Canada where it belongs.

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