A Cheerful Song for the Snowy Masses (To the Tune of “I’m a Pepper”)



I’m a Weasel!* (“But to understand where we must go in the next year and beyond, it is important to remember where we began one year ago.”)


He’s a Weasel! (No quote needed)


She’s a Weasel! (“So everything obviously from the financial crisis, the terrible recession, but the longer-run problems — the stagnating middle-class incomes, soaring health care costs, the failure to invest in education, innovation, clean energy — we certainly inherited an economy with a number of economic problems.”)


We’re ALL Weasels! (Recognizing voters were likely to hold Obama to account for the economy, the White House team cast blame on their predecessors and unpopular Wall Street bankers.)


Wouldn’t you like to be a Weasel, too? (However, in showing how difficult it is to create jobs through tax policy, CBO estimates that such a tax break would generate only eight to 18 full-time jobs per $1 million in tax breaks.)

NO?!?!?!?!
Then the terrorists have already won.

* Please to also ‘note’ the unintended hilarity of the second to last story on the left (!) of the cover.

6 Responses to “A Cheerful Song for the Snowy Masses (To the Tune of “I’m a Pepper”)”

  1. Skyler says:

    Who is the lady with the blue dress?

  2. tree hugging sister says:

    The Council of Economic Advisers’ chair Christine Romer or, as major dad would say, the administration’s economic tool. She’s just disgusting.

  3. JeffS says:

    Here’s evidence of why she’s a disgusting economic tool.

  4. nightfly says:

    I wasn’t just looking at the “most annoying man on TV” blurb, but the one right above that.

  5. Kate P says:

    I thought it was the punching article, too.

  6. don says:

    This was funny I have to admit.

    Love the sense of humor exhibited here @ “But to understand where we must go in the next year and beyond, it is important to remember where we began one year ago.”

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