A Crime I Guarantee My Child Won’t Commit

My kid will be chauffered to school…on the bleepin’ bus; or she’ll walk. No kid needs to drive a BMW at 17.

7 Responses to “A Crime I Guarantee My Child Won’t Commit”

  1. Crusader says:

    Sad part is when I used to work in Thomasville, NC, all of the furniture co owners kids were driving around in BMWs and MBs at 16. Crusader II still thinks he is getting our 525i, but at this rate, I am not sure I’m getting it…….

  2. Mr. Bingley says:

    Er, that would be your 10 year old 525i, correct?

  3. The Real JeffS says:

    Sheesh, what a spoiled brat!!! Must have wanted a Bentley for a super-hot date, or something else equally stooooooopid.

  4. Crusader says:

    Er, that would be your 10 year old 525i, correct?
    17 years old, actually. But only has around 120k miles on her.

  5. Nightfly says:

    There’s nothing else to do in the suburbs of Seattle once the Globalists aren’t around to be picketed. May as well commit some insurance fraud to keep in practice!

  6. Half Sigma says:

    Cars for kids

    Mr Bingley writes, “No kid needs to drive a BMW at 17.” I sadly confess to sharing those middle class values. When I was a kid, I would have been thankful if my parents bought me a used Ford

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