A Public Service Announcement for Citizens of New Joisey: This Ruling Means That, Upon His Return From Gushing Girlishly Over Tiger Augusta

…Bingley will be free to go back to his old habits.

No, not THOSE old habits! THIS one…

A man charged with indecent exposure after two women said they saw him naked inside his own home was acquitted Wednesday by a Virginia jury.

I’d say, “For God’s sake! Think of the children”, but he always says, “I am!”.

Incorrigible.

5 Responses to “A Public Service Announcement for Citizens of New Joisey: This Ruling Means That, Upon His Return From Gushing Girlishly Over Tiger Augusta”

1. Dave E. says:

   April 8, 2010 at 4:27 pm

   I’m sure he can barely wait to get back home.

2. JeffS says:

   April 8, 2010 at 5:59 pm

   NJ Sue is a very patient soul, indeed.

3. nightfly says:

   April 9, 2010 at 1:05 am

   After the Masters, Bings will be back in a flash.

4. Mr. Bingley says:

   April 11, 2010 at 8:16 am

   I can assure you, no one wants to see me naked inside my own home.

   Or outside of it, for that matter.

5. mojo says:

   April 12, 2010 at 11:16 am

   And what’s worse, he surrounds himself with those that incorrige him…