“A Whale…A Great White Whale”


I’m thinking John’s gonna wilt in that North Cackalacky heat this week…

19 Responses to ““A Whale…A Great White Whale””

  1. Mr. Bingley says:

    Although, I suppose as an Arkansan he may hold up better than I think.

  2. Petty, petty, petty.
    And mean.

  3. Lisa says:

    Hey, now, he’s purt-near famous around these parts. For wife-beating.
    And being sponsored by Hooters.

  4. Crusader says:

    Yeah, it is hot here in NC now (98 or so today), but it is supposed to cool of as the week continues, down into the 70, per some of the weather critters in this region. BTW, didn’t that guy used to drive a wrecker on the Dukes of Hazzard?

  5. Mr. Bingley says:

    Hey, I like the guy, and I’d much rather see him win then see that wuss Mickelson (who’s another whale) or that cheater Vijay, but John is looking more and more like the June Krisy Kreme calendar pin-up these days…

  6. Crusader says:

    Krispy, I mean.

    Krappy, I mean.

  7. Lisa says:

    Mickleson needs to steer clear of the slinky-fabric shirts with the button placket. They give him man boobs. In fact, that’s what I call him, “Man Boobs.”
    Jose-Maria Olazabal is my Golf Boyfriend, big schnozz and all.

  8. Nightfly says:

    Saying, “Ooooh, fat golfer” is sort of like saying, “Ooooh, fat pastry chef.” Let’s face it, Tiger doesn’t keep fit by shooting rounds, he does it by actual physical workouts. When’s the last time you saw a fat soccer player? Pele’s been retired 20 years and he still looks good.
    BTW, did anyone else think of the Far Side?: The whale! The whiiiite wh- wait- uh, a blaaaack whale! A regular blaaaack whale!”

  9. Nightfly says:

    Heheheheh. “Maradona the Hutt” – partly by the hand of God, but mostly by the fat tuchus of a reformed junkie. He sure went to seed after his retirement, didn’t he Mr. B?
    Gosh I love having the afternoon off.

  10. Mr. Bingley says:

    Once he stopped doing the cocaine, er, dexatrim he porked like a serious mofo’.

  11. Get back to work, SLACKER!

  12. Mr. Bingley says:

    If you’d quit buying canadian cialis and stop using online casinos I’d have a lot less work to do!

  13. Baby, I AM All American Cialis in it’s purest form. The only way I’m over the counter is if somebody’s real lucky…

  14. Nightfly says:

    Mr B – I think she meant me. But gee whiz, Ms. Sister, my time is my own today – honest!

  15. She DID mean you, slouching public servant.
    Buuhwhahahahaha!!!
    Buuhwhahahahaha!!!

  16. Nightfly says:

    Public servant? I’m private sector, baby – it’s a not-for-profit, but still not yet consumed by the slouching beast, Nationalized Industry.

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