And Thank YOU, Elle Effin’ Magazine
Your cover girl on the issue arriving today has caused ME to be subjected to major dad’s non-stop expostulating incredulity at said decision, e.g., “Sarah Jessica Parker is BUTT ugly!”, “Why do people think Sarah Jessica Parker is pretty?!?!? She’s BUTT ugly!!!” and ~ my personal favorite ~ “HOW does Witch Boil rate a fashion cover?!?! She’s not pretty at all….[wait for it]…she’s BUTT ugly!!!”
::sigh::
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November 14, 2009 7:56 pm
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She’s not ugly,but a five drink minimun before one could take her to bed.
She’s part of that NY,Ny
world-where they’re the greatest.Like Lenny Bruce,
Jack Black,Adam Sadler no
talent,but god children of the press.
Well, she’s not a 10, but I wouldn’t kick her out of bed for eating crackers.
I’m afraid I’d have to kick her ugly ass out of bed if all she was doing was eating crackers. That said, she is ugly enough that I would not hit on her.
She’s the girl you have to get around to get the good lookin girl. She’s unattractive, period. And she cocks her head to the side like a dog so often my nickname for her is Fido.
She really is butt-ugly.
She looks like the Bride of Frankenstein.
She is kind of a horseface. I loved her in Square Pegs, though.
If Major Dad reacted badly to that one, don’t let him see who Glamour’s Woman of the Year is. I tore the cover off when it arrived in my mailbox.
Saw her one time while wandering the street of NY, tiny thing. She could use a cheeseburger. Never understood the appeal of her or Sex and the City
She was really hot in LA Story with Steve Martin. After she stopped looking like she was 19 years old her face got a bit hard on the eyes, but she’s never been ugly.
I’ve never understood Sex and the City either except as a way for bitter women to join in a man-hate session for an hour.
Sarah Jessicka Parker should be caring for dogs. Or head of valet parking at the Myrtle Beach Hilton.
She couldn’t tempt The Three Stooges.
She looks like the Bride of Frankenstein!:(
/This post sponsored by the Elsa Lanchester Marching and Chowder Society.
//Of course she was married to Charles Laughton who was butt ugly.:)
Ugly? Uh, no.
Not the prettiest in that “young starlet” sort of way, but not ugly at all.
Let’s see “a little hard on the eyes” yeah, like ice picks. “Not the prettiest in that young starlet sort of way” ya think? She’s on the backside of forty and I’d rather kiss Secretariat. Look at her picture on page 319 of the Elle (warning: may cause burning of the eyes) and tell me she is not BUTT ugly. Even after removing the Witch Boil and a boob job she still looks like somebody should be placing a bet on her at the track. Amazingly, a LOT of people seem to think so.
If she’s a horse, major dad, then a lot of people want to ride her.
;-p
I blame Hocus Pocus for setting the bar artificially high. She was reasonably hot in that … but maybe it was relative.
Jeff, alot of people want to ride rotting corpses too. We just disagree and wonder idly what you’ll catch as a result. 😛
ROFLMAO
LA STORY was horrible… what with her acting all happy after a colonic… ewww
Say what you will butt SJP has really great shoes.
I agree with those who said she WAS attractive. Been a long time since those days though.
Good grief, I think a few of you guys doth protest too much. A little closet SJP attraction there? To each their own and if she’s not your cup of tea then fine. Butt ugly though? No.
She looks like someone that Scooby-Doo would try and pull the mask off of.
She belongs in a closet. Just get her off the “beauty and fashion mags” and it would be okay.
Wow what a response. For the record I wouldn’t crawl over her to get to you but damn she’s much less than very attractive.
PS I have no idea about the accuracy of the above I just love that expression. Peace.
She gets tired real easy.