Another Norf Cacklelackey Friend of Crusader’s

Police Find Missing Man Driving Dead Deer In Ambulance
JACKSONVILLE, Fla.A man reported missing from a Florida hospital was found in North Carolina dressed like a doctor and driving a stolen ambulance with a dead deer wedged in the back, authorities said…
…”I don’t know how the man got it up in there,” said Sgt. Robert Pearson. “It was a six point buck.”

9 Responses to “Another Norf Cacklelackey Friend of Crusader’s”

  1. Mr. Bingley says:

    Holliman was admitted to a North Carolina hospital for a psychiatric evaluation.
    On what grounds?

  2. Crusader says:

    Sounds like he met the residency requirements.

  3. Ken Summers says:

    Eastern count or western count?

  4. (From Norf Cacklelackey, he’s lucky if he can count…)

  5. Crusader says:

    Yeah, six points sounds higher than his IQ…..

  6. I was thinking the six fingers he had on his left hand made it easier. Handed down from his sister’s side, of course.

  7. Dave E says:

    I’m with Bingley here…..what’s the problem? Oh yeah, the stolen ambulance….that could be a problem.

  8. GetALifeAgain says:

    Sgt. Pearson was stripped of his duties and admitted to the same hospital.

  9. …for taking the deer home with him, while leaving the ambulance in the ditch.

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