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March 01, 2005
Because of Winn-Dixie
If you recognize anyone, adjust their attitudes immediately.
Cashiering Tips 101
Hello,
I’m your friendly checker. Maybe you call me “the cashier” or “check out girl/lady/register bimbo/whore/missy. I’m a relatively normal person who, for some reason or other, whether it be severe low career expectations, a second job to make up for my insurmountable credit card bills, or to just fuel my alcohol habit, has the relentless task of checking you and your groceries out. I thought maybe some guidelines were in order, to clarify my miserable existence while working my shift.
Posted by tree hugging sister at March 1, 2005 10:50 AM
Comments
That's some funny stuff. I agree with 99% of it, except it is Q-pon, not coo-pon. Yes, it is. Yes. It. Is.
Posted by: Lisa at March 1, 2005 12:35 PM
Nope, it ain't. Nuh. Uh.
Posted by: tree hugging sister at March 1, 2005 01:25 PM
qyoo-pon
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at March 1, 2005 01:30 PM
qyoo-pid
coo-pon
Posted by: tree hugging sister at March 1, 2005 01:40 PM
nonono!
"DeeDee, yoo ahr szo styooopid yoo leff zee qyoo-pahns hohm! now we hwohnt sayf ahnee mahnee!"
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at March 1, 2005 01:58 PM
Ugh...flashbacks...
That is partof why I switched to banking...
Posted by: Crusader at March 1, 2005 03:08 PM
My vote is with Q-pon. The people who say "coo-pon" are the people who don't use them.
Posted by: NJ Sue at March 2, 2005 08:43 AM
hahahahaha
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at March 2, 2005 09:29 AM
Ah, zweet zistair ala Jairzee, ah moos deezahgray moos strehnyousely! Ah am zee coo-PON usair frome hail. Zhur mohawks/iroquois deed nut count 'qyupes', n'est pas? coo-PON, coo-PON, coo-PON!! Ah gives you zee merriamwebsterpeegdog dictionaire types, un le pronunce of fairst choice would be? voila! coo-PON! (noteece pliz, 'qyu' doze not rate a 'pon', so wrong eez eet)(pfft)
Main Entry: cou·pon
Pronunciation: 'kü-"pän*, 'kyü-
Function: noun
Etymology: French, from Old French, piece, from couper to cut
*l'omfazees et moi
Posted by: tree hugging sister at March 2, 2005 10:06 AM
Perhaps you can use your Q-pons to buy some Grey Pyoo-pon, and drive home in a little deuce Q-pe. And maybe have a Qp d'etat.
I'll stop now.
Posted by: Ken Summers at March 2, 2005 10:06 AM
Kahn, you air won zacksy qyoo-tee.
Posted by: tree hugging sister at March 2, 2005 10:32 AM
Especially when I wear my Cowboy Hat.
Posted by: Ken Summers at March 2, 2005 11:28 AM
J'aime dahk, dangereuse strahnger. Eeez zat a gone en yewer pockeet, or yewer juss le glad to zee moi?
Posted by: tree hugging sister at March 2, 2005 11:35 AM