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April 18, 2005
To The Good People Who Keep Searching For "LOTR"
I'm sorry to disappoint you, but all the linking must have nuked the bandwidth of the folks who were hosting them. If we can find them again I'll host them and put them back up.
Posted by Mr. Bingley at April 18, 2005 08:43 PM
Comments
I'm responsible for the success of the LOTR films, you know. I had pneumatic injection devices installed in all the seats of all the cinemas in the world. Everyone who sat down got multiple endorphin injections.
Rumours that I did it so that Liv Tyler would sleep with me are grossly exaggerated far beyond the basic truth of the allegation.
Posted by: Mr Righty at April 18, 2005 09:24 PM
You fiend!
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at April 18, 2005 09:37 PM
I suppose I should just nuke the post that everyone is linking to.
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at April 18, 2005 09:38 PM
I had pneumatic injection devices installed in all the seats of all the cinemas in the world.
I remember when "Midway" came out in Sensurround™; did you know Larry Csonka was in it? Maybe he was thinking about his movie career when he should have been thinking about the handoff from Pisarcik...
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at April 18, 2005 09:58 PM
"Hello, these are Boromir's lawyers. Your 'invisible phone' and 'hobbit catapult' movies are defamatory to our client, and we hereby serve you with an injuction to cease and desist.
"PS - the hobbit lawyers have filed a brief as well.
"PPS - any jokes about 'BRIEF' and 'HOBBIT' are also actionable."
Posted by: Nightfly at April 19, 2005 01:43 PM