The Coalition of the Swilling

I assume this is The Real JeffS?

It is indeed! And that's my new found pet, Spot, on the left. I'm going to try and bring him home. Spot will be a very nice addition to my house, don't you think?

Ain't he a handsome devil? I have exclusive interview rights with all young ladies who seek to make his acquantance, so ladies send those resumes to me. Only the best for our boys over there!

It REALLY is!! Nothing like our studly desert warrior to model Swampy in the farthest corner of the world. (Mr. Summers himself being our very own manly-man next door model!)

Somehow I don't think someone will try to do to Spot what they tried on Misty...

Bingley, in his own shy fashion, has neglected to mention the 'sweet young things for JeffS' registration fee he's imposed.

Really more of a duty than a fee...

Now JeffS, I'm trying to hook you up with my best friend, but she said you look like a Yankee fan!? A wonderful thing in my book but she's peculiar that way. (Every time the Mets lose a manager, she applies for the job.)

Sadly, THS, I am not a baseball fan at all. I hope your friend can deal with that.

Mr. Bingley: Don't forget my cut of the duty. And I still won't write you in as a third party for any pre-nuptial agreement. That is non-negotiable.

Rats.

I certainly hope, Jeff, that you get to bring your newfound pet home. I also hope that you can find a good place to, er, exercise him, as it were.

Oh, I am counting on exercising him, Ken. My street has speeders, y'see.....

Hey! What about my exclusives?

Speeders? Heh heh. Hope you take video...

My apologies for breaking our contract, C.L., but Tree Hugging Sister employed extremely persuasive interrogation techniques: chocolate pecan cookies. If they'd used those at Abu Gharib, the uproar would have broken glass in downtown NYC. Cruel. Simply cruel. And inhuman as well. That's why she promised me more. And none to Mr. Bingley, so I can get even more.

If you want to negotiate an out-of-court settlement with THS, C.L., you are on your own. But be warned: not only is she married to a Marine, she is a former Marine herself.

C.L., my support for your noble cause can be gained by buying me beer.

And we know that more is better, don't we my JeffS, hmmmm??? Hmmm ???
And more will be on the way...

C.L., you can leave now.

Bingley, you traitorous BASTARD !!!

And she says 'does he at least like hockey?'

OOh! Give me that howitzer where you know I want it baby! Make it a HEAT round!

edited by the Management. Twerp.

hmmmmmm 25pdr howitzer yummy

Is that the real real jeffs? ... btw, "twerp" bryla, the 25 pounder fired HE, smoke and AP ... "drop short" Stevo ...

Jeff ... why do you look so content .. have you aimed "Spot" at Margo's Web Dairy HQ? ...

I dunno... it looks a bit light for deer season...

Stevo, the range is a bit long for Web Diary, but if you'll observe, I'll give it a shot!

Jeff ... it's a long time since I've fired a gun, I've thought about the 10,000 km range to Margo's HQ, the 25 pounder has a range of about 10 km, maybe a bit of un-un-depleted uranium might make it to Margo's HQ in Sydney ... if not, let's discuss about how we'll take over the world as neo-cons instead ... Stevo

never a FO ... a GPO ...

Stevo, you better hope Uncle Karl doesn't find out you're talking about the un-un-un-depleted uranium weapons (code named "The Gin and Tonic Project"); you know how displeased he will be...

Richard, i think it's for wabbit season.