The Coalition of the Swilling: Attention Aspiring Headline Writers

May 25, 2005

Have fun with this.

Posted by Mr. Bingley at May 25, 2005 09:22 AM

"Plastic Willy Cocks Up Traffic"

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at May 25, 2005 09:26 AM

Dodger Dog!

Posted by: Ken Summers at May 25, 2005 09:44 AM

You have to admit, that's a heck of a package

Posted by: Ken Summers at May 25, 2005 09:46 AM

Wrapped Penis Leads To Dong Delays

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at May 25, 2005 09:48 AM

"And in other news, a spokesman for Tom Jones says tonight's concert has been cancelled. No reason was given."

Posted by: Ken Summers at May 25, 2005 09:50 AM

"Thanks for the traffic update Jill. In other news, John Holmes was seen limping..."

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at May 25, 2005 09:57 AM

I hear the bomb squad has just met its female-recruitment goals for the first time.

Posted by: Ken Summers at May 25, 2005 10:00 AM

Oh that's real funny. You guys keep dickin' around like this and someone's gonna get hurt.

Posted by: tree hugging sister at May 25, 2005 10:18 AM

Shafted, even.

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at May 25, 2005 11:07 AM

Let's keep such talk just bepenis boys, shall we?

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at May 25, 2005 11:20 AM

Prominent Member Stops Traffic
...or...
Bobbitt's Revenge

Posted by: Nightfly at May 25, 2005 01:09 PM

Oh Fly, reminds me of a little ditty Ebola and his young friends came up with years ago...

In the jungle the quiet jungle,
John Bobbit sleeps tonight.
In the kitchen, the quiet kitchen,
Lorena gets a knife.

Weeeeeeee eee eee eee
Oh, wiener wiener whack-o-way.

Snappy, eh?

Posted by: tree hugging sister at May 25, 2005 01:16 PM

Was there ever a more appropriate name than Bobbitt? Except maybe Hackett?

Posted by: Ken Summers at May 25, 2005 04:20 PM