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October 28, 2005
There Must Be Something In The Air...
in Oregon:
MEDFORD, Oregon (AP) -- A woman bought a winning lottery ticket worth $1 million with a stolen credit card and could wind up with nothing if convicted, police said.
I'm sure the state would love to keep it.
A search warrant served at her home Thursday turned up some methamphetamine, but little money, George said."Our investigation is still trying to determine what happened to the $33,500," George said.
Maybe she invested in a horse farm?
Update: Beaten by the Perversion Catalyst yet again.
Posted by Mr. Bingley at October 28, 2005 12:12 PM
Comments
Posted by: Ken Summers at October 28, 2005 12:36 PM
Rats! Well, all the girls do say that you are very quick...
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at October 28, 2005 12:43 PM
Actually, they call me Sixty Minute Man.
Posted by: Ken Summers at October 28, 2005 12:56 PM
Sixty minute man? Isn't that exactly how long it takes for Viagra to set in?
Posted by: Emily at October 28, 2005 01:12 PM
No, that's the foreplay.
I do admit, though, that I'm getting older and I just can't do that all night stuff anymore. Three hours is enough.
Posted by: Ken Summers at October 28, 2005 01:22 PM
You're tired? Imagine how the goats feel after three hours!
Posted by: Emily at October 28, 2005 01:47 PM
To Ken they feel just as good as when he started.
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at October 28, 2005 01:53 PM
I really wish I hadn't read that so soon after lunch, Mr. B.
Posted by: Emily at October 28, 2005 03:44 PM
Sorry, I forgot about the time difference.
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at October 28, 2005 03:48 PM