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December 14, 2005

Breaking News: Christmas Almost Cancelled

I was just out walking on Water Street, getting some grub, and I saw Santa darn near get run over while he was jaywalking.

That's why he needs the reindeer to lead him around; dang fool is blind as a bat.

*thanks for the correction, John!

Posted by Mr. Bingley at December 14, 2005 01:08 PM

Comments

did you mean "I saw Santa"?

Posted by: John at December 14, 2005 01:18 PM

Oops! Thanks John. My heart was still in such a flutter that I forgot that little part of the story...
minor detail, really.

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at December 14, 2005 02:01 PM

He needs to steer clear of the glögg.

Posted by: tree hugging sister at December 14, 2005 02:45 PM