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January 18, 2006

Major Dad is NOT, Repeat NOT

...EVER getting one of these cars. Fuggedaboudit, pal.

Woman Poses Naked on Car at Auto Show

DETROIT (AP) -- City officials are trying to figure out how a woman sneaked into the North American International Auto Show after closing time to pose naked atop the new Dodge Challenger.

It happened around 2:30 a.m. Monday when only workers and security guards were supposed to be inside Cobo Center.

Guards found the woman and about a dozen gawkers taking photographs with camera phones, workers told The Detroit News.

"We heard they were all over the Challenger," said Jason Vines, a spokesman for the Chrysler Group, which earlier had tried to give its cars more sex appeal by bringing in fully clothed "Desperate Housewives" star Eva Longoria to pose at its exhibit.

Cobo Director Glenn Blanton said disciplinary action will be taken if employees were involved in the security breach.


I'm not walking out to a scene like that first thing every morning.

Posted by tree hugging sister at January 18, 2006 11:45 AM

Comments

Waitaminnit......wouldn't that be you posing on top of the car, instead of some nameless bimbo? I don't think Major Dad is that kind of guy.

Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at January 18, 2006 01:18 PM

And I'm NOT that kinda girl!

(Plus, at my age, the 'beat-it-with-a-stick-before-it-gets-away' chants take their toll anymore.)

Posted by: tree hugging sister at January 18, 2006 01:20 PM

Was that a dealer-installed option?

Posted by: Crusader at January 18, 2006 01:31 PM

BWahahahaha! Guess not ~ sounds like the Chysler guys are PO'd.

Posted by: tree hugging sister at January 18, 2006 02:41 PM

I don't believe it. I need to see the real picture. BTW, I can't get THS to pose for a X-mas picture let alone on top of a car. And she does not look her age.

Posted by: major dad at January 18, 2006 06:08 PM

And she does not look her age.

You mean she looks more Jurassic?

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at January 19, 2006 07:57 AM

You could be in trouble Bing. Remember she has loads of pictures of you.

Posted by: major dad at January 19, 2006 09:32 AM