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February 16, 2006
"Focus on Their P-Buckle"
*If you occasionally drop a capital letter into the middle of a word, it means you have no problem showing off your body. "These people vacuum in the nude," McKnight said.*If you get someone's name on a bar napkin, study the loops of their lowercase E's to figure out where to go on a first date. Big loops suggest the person is a risk-taker. If there are no loops, pick something more conservative.
*People who write in both cursive and print are highly intuitive, with an appreciation for music. People who almost always print are intelligent, independent thinkers. Donald Trump's a printer.
From a teleclass called the "Nine Secret Sex Traits Found in Handwriting."
Armed with such knowledge, I wouldn't want to see Mr. Long Hot Summers' exercises in script. 
It would ruin everything.
Posted by tree hugging sister at February 16, 2006 09:41 AM
Comments
Sounds kind of siLLy to me.
Posted by: Ken Summers at February 16, 2006 09:48 AM
You are rather loopy...
Posted by: tree hugging sister at February 16, 2006 09:49 AM
I dOn'T uNdErStAnD wHaT tHe pOiNt Of ThIs Is.
Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at February 16, 2006 11:32 AM
Hmmm.... "But I would be proud to partake of your pecan pie!" Sort of explains THAT speech.
Posted by: Nightfly at February 16, 2006 12:00 PM
JeffS, step away from that vacuum cleaner...
Posted by: Ken Summers at February 16, 2006 12:17 PM