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March 08, 2006
Dancing With Himself
Channeling Billy Idol at 7500 feet beneath the sea.
Divers have discovered a new crustacean in the South Pacific that resembles a lobster and is covered with what looks like silky, blond fur, French researchers said Tuesday.
Of course French researchers could find a blonde anywhere...
Posted by tree hugging sister at March 8, 2006 09:46 AM
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What a shock: a blond who's been lost for a few million years.
Looks like a big friggin' tick. Blech.
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at March 8, 2006 09:47 AM
In this year of Brokeback Mountain, it's only fitting they discover a "Liberace Lobster", n'est pas?
Posted by: tree hugging sister at March 8, 2006 11:21 AM
I was thinking "Hair Club for Crabs."
Somewhere below the sea
Somewhere, watching for me
My lobsters swims with golden limbs
And watches the ships that go sailin'
Well, not watches in this case, but "posseses vestigal membranes in place of eyes" doesn't scan.
Posted by: Nightfly at March 8, 2006 02:23 PM
Hmmm.... looks like a toy that I might find in Tyler's bed (along with the stuffed spider, shark, bat, monster, alien, etc)
Posted by: Cindermutha at March 9, 2006 05:19 PM